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TED 2 Red Band Trailer Promises To Deliver On Original

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I’d personally like to watch paint dry rather than hear about another Seth MacFarlane film  being released ever again, but since the first Ted in 2012 was a blockbuster success, a sequel of course was inevitable and that brings us to Ted 2. The crude talking teddy bear Ted is back and this time he’s got parenting on his mind!

The new outrageous Red Band Trailer starts with Ted and his human buddy John Bennett chilling out and watching Law and Order. After the opening credits are over, Ted tells john that after marrying his new wife, they now want to have a baby. But even John knows it isn’t possible for them to have a child the conventional way so, he asks John for help to get a family of his own.

If you’re thinking the rest of trailer is built on masturbation, semen and penis jokes then you’re a 100% right. I mean really? What else is Seth Macfarlene going to write about?

The two “Thunder Buddies” then proceed to steal the sperm of world famous athlete Tom Brady to receive the ultimate specimen. They’re awestruck by the size of his manhood, when Brady wakes up in the middle of the night and pitches them off of his balcony.

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Ted and John now know it’s time to move on to plan B. After a failed attempt from John to be a sperm donor, Ted then files for him and his wife to adopt a little bundle of joy. They’re both outraged however when Ted is considered “property” and can not legally adopt a child.

What’s noticeable by this time is that Mila Kunis is no where to be seen in the trailer. Instead, she’s replaced by Amanda Seyfried who plays Ted’s 26 year-old lawyer who’s going to help him fight for his civil rights to adopt a child.

And here I was thinking the first movie was completely stupid, apparently I wasn’t even close about how bad it could get.

Morgan Freeman even makes a surprise appearance and brings his ever flowing fountain of advice in to the picture. He advises Ted that “The important thing about being human is making a contribution to society.”

Oh please tell me Seth Macfarlene is not trying to make any sort of political statement with the crap! While I’m sure it’s all for laughs however, the thought of him taking on anything political is just down right scary.

The raunchy comedy that everyone here at Movie TV Tech Geeks is looking forward to except me is due for release June 26, 2015.

BRING IT! Ep 214: Battle Royale

 

This is it! The Dancing Dolls of Bring It! have finally come to the biggest moment of the year for them- the Battle Royale. There is Neva and the Divas of Olive Branch, Shanika and the Purple Diamonds and Traci and the Miami Supastarz.

DD didn’t win last year (they lost to the Diva’s of Olive Branch) so literally, EVERYTHING is on the line this week and let me tell you, watching it, I was on edge.

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In preparation of the Battle, Diana actually lets the moms into the practice (briefly). Because it is such an important week, she wants to speak to everyone, including the parents. She tells them about all that is going on and how important the competition is (as if they didn’t already know) and she tells him that there is an opportunity for one of the girls to win a full ride scholarship at De Sails University in Pennsylvania.

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This is Kayla and Sunjai’s last year so they have a lot riding on the battle Royale plus, it is also their last dance so they want to go out with a bang. Diana wants to bring something new to the table that will surprise the judges and other teams so they are… are you ready for this… bringing in two of the parents to dance with them. She picks Mimi and Tina, which is the right choice.

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During the practice, Tina is having a little trouble but she doesn’t look bad. She eventually gets it but it is clear that she an Mimi need to get their wind up ( Mimi was laid out on the floor afterward). They have to make sure they have their shit together because more than just a competition is on the line.

Before the competition, the girls each go in and each audition for judges for the scholarships.  From the ones that they show, they all do pretty well. It will be hard to choose who should get the scholarship.

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The day of the competition comes and it is all the way live. The teams come in extra hype, repping and the place is totally filled. They introduce the celebrity judges and they all pretty much say that they are looking for energy, sass and “that star quality.” This really is a huge deal because even outside of the scholarship, so much can come from the competition if someone sees what they like.

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Their first rivals are the Purple Diamonds and I would be remiss if I said that they didn’t kill it and for the first dance Shanika came out and she danced to show what she can do. From what we understand and hear, one of the judges really likes it and loves the fact that the couch came out to dance with them. But don’t get it twisted, Diana came out too and she did her thing as well. They had the judges standing at the end of the round one battle. The Dancing Dolls get the first round so they get to dance in the final round.

Next up is the Diva’s of Olive Branch and YCDT Super Stars. This was cool because it was a time for DD and Diana to sit back and see what these tow teams have to offer. They each do their best and the winner of this round is YCDT.

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With DD and YCDT going against each other, they are bringing the best out in each other. They each have their way of doing things and they each are very good at what they do.

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Looking at what at each team, DD is more technical in their choreography while YCDT focuses more on doing tricks. I guess it’s because they pride themselves on being creative. For DD, since it is Kayla’s last time, she is bring it extra, extra. Of course there are some tricks up Traci’s sleeve and she brings out some of her girls dressed like Diana and DDFL. That is their trick for the battle. Then it is time for the parents to come out and they do the damn thing! Like… they showed up and showed out.

The stand battle is over and honestly, it is very hard to say. DD did great and so did YCDT although I think DD overall was a better team and did more dancing that meant something. YCDT is big on gimmicks and bringing someone out to mock the other team is old news.

Although they did well, they ended up not winning… again. Traci and her cocky ass had something to say about being the best and being fit and being better than everyone. It really did suck that they didn’t win since it was Kayla and Sunjai’s last Battle Royale and it is bittersweet for everyone.

That is it for the Dancing Dolls this season and I am sure they will be back for a season three that will be just a good as this one.

American League Baseball Week 3 Winners & Losers 2015

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The 2015 Major League Baseball season is approaching warmer weather while a few players around the American League are heating up. One of those players have been Mark Teixeira of the New York Yankees who took home the American League Player of the week award.

The Yankees first base man posted five home runs over a seven game stretch helping the Yankees to a 5-2 record. Teixeira was just one of the big winners around the American League along with the Yankees.

Along with the Yankees, the Houston Astros may be the hottest team in all of Major League Baseball. The Astros posted a 5-1 record last week including a picking up two of three from the Seattle Mariners and a three game sweep of the Oakland A’s.

While we see some winners around the American League we also have some teams and players haven’t played as well landing on our losers list. One of those teams is the Cleveland Indians after picking up just two wins in their six games last week.

Winners:

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Mark Teixeira, New York Yankees: The Yankees first baseman got hot at the right time helping the Yankees to five wins over a seven game stretch. In that stretch, Teixeria picked up eight hits, five home runs and tens runs driven in.

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New York Yankees: After a somewhat of a slow start, the Yankees got hot last week picking up five wins over a seven game stretch.  The hot streak helped the Yankees leap from the bottom of the American League East to the top. The Yankees got the week started with a 2-1 loss on Monday against the Detroit Tigers before getting their revenge picking up three straight wins.

The Yankees continued their hot streak over the weekend picking up two wins over a three game stretch against across town rivals the New York Mets.

Houston Astros: While the Yankees have been hot in the AL East, the Astros have been the hottest team in the American League. Yes before you start to think you misread that all you have to do is look at what they were able to accomplish last week.

Entering the season the Astros were pick by many experts to finish in the bottom of the AL West while the A’s, Mariners and Los Angeles Angels. Unfortunately for those experts all three are sitting behind the Astros. The Astros success last week was tied to the teams pitching. In six games the Astros pitching staff allowed 23 runs over that stretch.

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Devon Travis, Toronto Blue Jays: The Blue Jays have the big name bats of Jose Bautista and Edwin Encarnacion but Travis has been swinging a hot bat. Last week Travis picked up six hits in 19 at bats with two home runs, four runs batted in and four runs scored.

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Hanley Ramirez, Boston Red Sox: The Red Sox gave Ramirez a big contract this off-season. Now Ramirez is rewarding them picking up nine hits last week including three home runs and five runs batted in.

Losers:
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Baltimore Orioles: The Baltimore Orioles and the city of Baltimore had a rough week last week starting with five straight losses to start the week. This includes a 7-1 loss on Patriots Day to the Boston Red sox followed by a three game sweep at the hands of the Toronto Blue jays and a second loss to the Red Sox.

The Orioles would rebound on Saturday with back-to-back wins on Saturday and Sunday. While the team got back on the winning track the Orioles elected to lock down the stadium due to ongoing protests and riots that were taking place in the city of Baltimore.

Cleveland Indians: While the unlikely favorite is atop the AL West a team like the Indians who many experts had as one of the top teams in the Central divison is now at the bottom of the division. That team is the Cleveland Indians who many of the exprts predicted to not only compete but take over the top spot this year.

The teams losing trends continued this past week picking up just two wins over a six game stretch. That included two losses to the Chicago White Sox and two losses against the Detroit Tigers.

The teams struggles has been scoring runs as they failed to score over three runs in all four of the teams losses last week.

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CC Sabathia, New York Yankees: While the Yankees team was red hot last week the two losses featured Sabathia on the mound. The teams former ace made two starts last and in both of those games he came out on the losing end. The first game, Sabathia pitched well allowing just two earned runs over eight but the Yankees lineup could only pick up one run. That success didn’t continue in his last outing allowed seven earned runs over five innings including allowing three home runs.

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Allen Craig, Boston Red Sox: The Red Sox were expecting big things from Craig this season. Unfortunately that hasn’t been the case including last week. Craig appeared in six games for the club picking up just three hits in just 18 at bats including two strikeouts.

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Shin–Soo Choo, Texas Rangers: Choo cashed in last year during free agency but he hasn’t figured a way to get his bat going. That included last week as he picked up zero hits in 15 total at bats.

National League Baseball Week 3 Winners & Losers 2015

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The 2015 Major League Season hit the ground running as we start to take a look at the winners and losers around the National League. The one team that stands out as the top of the winners list is the New York Mets. The Mets despite losing two of three against the New York Yankees finished up week three with the best record in baseball.

Along with having the top record in baseball, the Mets also built a commanding lead over the rest of the National League East. This is the same Mets team that has not had All-Star third baseman in their lineup for the past few weeks or catcher Travis d’Arnaud.

The other hot team around the National League is the St. Louis Cardinals but could also find themselves on the losers list as well. Last week the Cardinals took care of business winning four of six games with losses to the Washington Nationals and Milwaukee Brewers.

While we have seen some teams play really well over the past week we have also seen some teams struggle. One of those teams is the Arizona Diamondbacks who continue to struggle in a difficult NL West division. Last week the Diamondbacks managed to win just won of the team’s five games.

Here are the rest of the winners and losers around the National League.

Winners:

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New York Mets: The Mets got the week started picking up a 7-1 over the Atlanta Braves on Tuesday. The success continued as the Mets ran of back-to-back wins taking the three game series over the Braves. The Mets would lose two of three to the Yankees over the weekend.

St. Louis Cardinals: In what might be the best division in baseball, the Cardinals have found themselves atop the NL Central after posting a 4-2 record. After losing game one to the Nationals 2-1 in extra innings the Cardinals rebounded to win their next four games including the remaining two over the Nationals and the first two over the Milwaukee Brewers.

The team’s success was built around pitching allowing just 16 runs in the six games. Moving forward the team will be fighting an up hill battle as they look for a starter to replace Adam Wainwright who tore his ACL last week.

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Adeiny Hechavarria, Miami Marlins: Hechavarria has been swinging a hot bat for the Marlins including a six game hit streak last week. In that stretch the Marlins infielder picked up 12 hits in 24 at bats earning him the NL Player Of The Week Award. Along with the hits, Hechavarria picked up a double, a home run and 10 runs batted in.

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Jake Arrieta, Chicago Cubs: Arrieta continues to be one of the top pitchers in the National League. Over the past week, Arrieta made two starts picking up wins in both games against the Pittsburgh Pirates and Cincinnati Reds. In those two starts Arrieta allowed three earned runs over 13 innings while striking out 13 batters.

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Carlos Martinez, St. Louis Cardinals: The time is now for Martinez to take over as a key contributor in the Cardinals rotation with Adam Wainwright out. Martinez made one start last week allowing four hits over seven innings while striking out eight in his second win of the season.

Losers:

St. Louis Cardinals: While the Cardinals have been red hot they also land on the losers list after losing their ace over the weekend. Adam Wainwright tore his ACL as he stumbled coming out of the box causing many experts to call for the designated hitter position in both the National League and American League.

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Jedd Gyorko, San Diego Padres: Entering this season the Padres expected a big season from Gyorko. Unfortunately that hasn’t been the case including over the last week of action. The Padres second baseman picked up just one hit in 10 at bats last week with three strikeouts.

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Brian Schlitter, Chicago Cubs: The Cubs reliever blew two saves in his only two appearances last week. Both blow saves came against division rivals the Pirates with the Cubs finding a way to pick the win up in the first game. The second game wasn’t the same result as the Cubs lost 5-4 to the Pirates. Schlitter allowed three earned runs over just 1.2 innings.

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Trevor Cahill, Atlanta Braves: After acquiring Cahill in the offseason the Braves have not been able to produce on the field. Last week, Cahill allowed seven earned runs over 10 innings with four walks. The Braves have lost all three of his starts this season posting an 8.03 earned run average.

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Washington Nationals: The Nationals entered the spring as the team to beat in the National League East. They had just signed the top free agent starter on the market in Max Scherzer. Unfortualtly he has battled a thumb injury and the team has struggled to produce runs.

Last week the Nationals were just 1-5 losing two of three to the Cardinals before getting swept by the Miami Marlins. In that stretch the Nationals managed to score just 12 runs over that stretch.

Jameis Winston’s Past Troubles Don’t Stop Tampa Bay: 2015 NFL Draft

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Jameis Winston might have had some troubling issues with his off field life, this didn’t scare off or stop the Tampa Bay Buccaneers from choosing the Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback as the No. 1 pick in the NFL draft. With the Aaron Hernandez trial so fresh in people’s memories, some wondered if Winston’s antics may have given pause to many teams, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. It will be interesting to see if the Bucs create the multi-million contract around this, but we’ll never know unless something major happens bringing it to light. Hopefully, the football player has learned from his mistakes and will prove his words that any team who takes a chance on him, “they’re going to be lucky.”

The Florida State star, who is expected to sign a multimillion-dollar contract with Tampa Bay, was back home in Alabama — leaving an empty stage at the draft venue in Chicago.

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After he was selected, Winston tweeted that he was “so proud to be” a Tampa Bay Buccaneer, adding that it was a “dream come true.”

 

With Winston off the board, the Tennessee Titans made Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota the No. 2 pick.

The NFL Players Association told media outlets that Winston could make roughly $24 million for his first four years. On April 17, Nike announced that it had signed Winston.

“The ultimate goal is to win the Super Bowl,” said ESPN football analyst Todd McShay. “And he looks like he’s capable of winning a Super Bowl.”

But Winston had said he’d be at home in Alabama during the draft, surrounded by his family. He posted on Instagram today, thanking his supporters.

Still, though, the 21-year-old All-American athlete, known for his arm strength and agility on the gridiron, continues to be hounded by critics and skeptics because of some headline-grabbing controversies off the field.

At Florida State in 2012, Winston was accused of rape. He maintained that the sex was consensual. No charges were filed in the case, with Florida State Attorney Willie Meggs citing insufficient evidence. Winston was also cleared in a university code of conduct hearing. A day before Nike made the announcement, his accuser filed a civil suit against both him and the university. She also spoke out in a documentary titled “The Hunting Ground.”

Winston was also sidelined for making lewd comments and received a civil citation in 2014 for allegedly stealing $32 worth of seafood from a Florida grocery store. He said that was a mistake.

“All my mistakes make me a better person,” he told ESPN.

Today, his agent, Greg Genske, told media outlets in a statement that with the NFL draft today, Winston “enthusiastically begins a new chapter of his life and is grateful for the support of his family and friends, coaches, teammates, teachers and legions of fans.”

Rafael Nadal Pushing Forward For French Open & Novak Djokovic

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Rafael Nadal is ignoring the naysayers who are saying his best days are past him and so forth. Nadal has been the underdog before and come back from behind with injuries, and right now it’s more of an ego injury as he watched his tennis ranking slip down into fourth place. He actually landed in the fifth spot on April 6, but he quickly moved up one behind Andy Murray, Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic.

It’s a tough spot to move up as the three ahead of him are solidly in place and not looking to give up their positions anytime soon. Novek Djokovic has turned into a beast this year, and Nadal could face him in the 2015 French Open, if he’s able to work his way out of his seeming tennis slump. The Spanish tennis star insisted on Thursday that he will not panic over his worrying slump in form which has placed serious question marks over his dream of a 10th French Open title.

The 28-year-old Spaniard is down at four in the world rankings and has maximum points to defend at next week’s Madrid Masters where he is the double defending champion.

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Nadal has just one title to his name this season — on clay in Buenos Aires — while his only victory over a top-10 player came against compatriot David Ferrer in Monte Carlo, where he went on to a tame semi-final loss to in-form Novak Djokovic.

But the 14-time major winner believes the clay courts of Madrid, where he was also champion in 2010, give him the perfect opportunity to jumpstart his bid for a 10th triumph at the French Open in June.

“I have the confidence that I am doing things well. When you do all you can, you can’t ask for any more,” Nadal was quoted by El Pais on Thursday.

“I need to have a balanced point of view that is not too negative or positive. If I maintain the same desire and work rate, I hope to once again have the same chance to compete for everything like I have in the past.”

Nadal’s most recent outing ended in a dispiriting third-round exit to Italy’s Fabio Fognini on clay in Barcelona, a venue where he had been champion eight times.

However, he believes Madrid can represent a turning point as he attempts to re-establish himself as a major force in the sport after an injury and illness-hit conclusion to 2014 which saw him miss three months of the season.

“Madrid has always brought me positive energy. Both the fans and the city have given me everything I could dream of. I know things have gone worse that I would have liked up until now, but that doesn’t negate my excitement to be here,” he added.

“I can only keep going. After so many ups and downs I am sure that the consistency I want to have will arrive. If you have the desire, and I have, you can turn the situation around.”

Roger Federer Moves into Quarterfinals: Istanbul Open

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Roger Federer, the number two ranked tennis player in the world has moved into the quarterfinals of the Istanbul Open after defeating Jarkko Nieminen in two sets, 6-2, 7-5. This was the inaugural Open clay-court tournament. After this open, Federer will be moving over to the Madrid Open, then the Rome Open culminating where he may run into the number one player in the world Novak Djokovic. Djokovic pulled out of the Madrid Open to take a slight breather and focus on winning the upcoming French Open (Roland Garros) for the first time.

Federer never faced a break point, winning 93 percent of his first serves. He also served nine aces while Nieminen had none.

Federer will next play Daniel Gimeno-Traver, who upset sixth-seeded Mikhail Kukushkin 6-3, 6-3.

Also, fourth-seeded Santiago Giraldo beat wild-card entry Andrey Rublev 6-4, 1-6, 6-3 to reach the last eight.

Giraldo struggled at times against Rublev, with both players dropping their serve three times. Although Rublev, a 17-year-old Russian who is world No. 1 in juniors, had more aces — seven compared to three — Giraldo won more of his first-service points.

He next plays eighth-seeded Diego Schwartzman, who took less than one hour to beat Jurgen Melzer 6-0, 6-2.

Gimeno-Traver dropped serve once, but otherwise was hardly troubled, using five aces and breaking his opponent’s serve four times.

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Results:

1-Roger Federer (Switzerland) beat Jarkko Nieminen (Finland) 6-2 7-5

4-Santiago Giraldo (Colombia) beat Andrey Rublev (Russia) 6-4 1-6 6-3

8-Diego Schwartzman (Argentina) beat Jurgen Melzer (Austria) 6-0 6-2

Daniel Gimeno-Traver (Spain) beat 6-Mikhail Kukushkin (Kazakhstan) 6-3 6-3

Novak Djokovic Takes A Time Out For Madrid Open…Again

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Novak Djokovic is playing it smart knowing that as he holds on to the number one spot in the world, there’s no need to kill himself at every open. So, the tennis star is dropping out of the Madrid open again to focus on winning the French Open for the first time. The roll that he’s been on, it won’t be as a surprise to anyone if he takes that title too. Djokovic has set his sites on winning everything he can, and he’s not letting anyone stop him…even himself.

Many are already noting that it’s a smart move as he doesn’t have anything to prove with the Madrid Open and this gives him some downtime along with French Open practice time. He’ll be back for the Rome Open in less than two weeks and then the Roland Garros in less than a month.

The World No1 Novak Djokovic has withdrawn from the Madrid Open for a second consecutive year to rest before the Rome Masters and the French Open, organisers of the next week’s Masters event said on Wednesday.

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“The Serb announced that … he will take time out to rest before continuing with his planned calendar at the Rome and Roland Garros tournaments,” a statement on the Madrid Open’s official site said.

Djokovic has been in imperious form this year, following up his triumph at the Australian Open with victories at the Masters events in Miami, Indian Wells and Monte Carlo.

With Rafael Nadal yet to get back to top form after illness and injury, many expect Djokovic to end the Spaniard’s reign on clay at the French Open, the only one of the four slams the Serb has yet to win.

Ducks Put Out Flames & Wild vs Blackhawks: 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs Round 2

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The second round of the 2015 NHL Stanley Cup playoffs began on Thursday night. Four teams were in action as the Washington Capitals travelled to New York to take on the Rangers in the early game. The later game saw the Calgary Flames open their series against the Anaheim Ducks.

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In New York, the Capitals took a 1-0 series lead. Alex Ovechkin opened the scoring for his side in the first period with a powerplay marker. Jesper Fast answered for the Rangers fairly late in the third period to tie things at one. However the show-stopper came in the dying seconds as Joel Ward scored at 19:58 of the third period to prevent the game from going into overtime.

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Ovechkin, the best offensive player in the game, assisted on the game winner on top of his opening goal. However Braden Holtby was also a big reason why the Capitals won game one. He posted 31 saves in net with just the one goal against, good enough for a .969 save percentage. The Capitals, behind their 2-1 victory, now hold home ice advantage in the best-of-seven series.

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While the Caps vs. Rangers game was a squeaker, the game between Calgary and Anaheim was anything but. The Ducks, who entered game one on several days rest, scored two goals in each period as they thumped the Flames 6-1. Calgary, despite the huge loss, are still only down one game in the series however you have to wonder how a five-goal blowout will affect them heading into the rest of the series.

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It’s been pointed out numerous times that Calgary have not beaten the Ducks in Anaheim in ages. The result from Thursday only re-affirmed Anaheim’s home dominance over the Flames. However at the end of action on Thursday, Calgary are still only down one game in the series with a chance to take a split away from California.

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Friday night’s NHL action will feature the other two series in the second round. Tampa Bay, playing on short rest, will travel to Montreal to face the Canadiens in a game that starts at 7pm ET. In the later game, the Minnesota Wild will face the Chicago Blackhawks from Chicago.

Washington and New York will resume their series on Saturday night while Calgary and Anaheim will next play on Sunday.

BIG BANG THEORY Recap 822: Graduation & Tech Support Hell

On this week’s episode of Big Bang Theory Penny (Kaley Cuoco) and Leonard (Johnny Galecki) were preparing to take a trip so that Leonard could speak at a graduation ceremony at the New Jersey high school he graduated from.

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As Penny and Leonard were leaving their apartment building to head to the airport Leonard got a text that their flight to New Jersey was cancelled due to a storm front hitting the East Coast.

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Howard (Simon Helberg) and Sheldon (Jim Parsons) had a toy helicopter that was supposed to record video of the helicopter being used and stream it to a smart phone, but they were having a hard time getting it to work properly. Meanwhile, at Raj’s apartment his dad placed a video call to him. His dad asked Raj if he and his girlfriend were still together and Raj said they were. He then asked Raj why he had spent so much money on the helicopter Sheldon and Howard were trying to figure out how to use. He then said that to teach Raj a lesson he was cutting off his allowance.

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After Sheldon and Howard tried relentlessly to get the toy helicopter to work Howard said he could take it apart to fix it because he’s an engineer and he knows what he’s doing. After he and Sheldon did take it apart Sheldon asked Howard if he knew what each of the parts of the helicopter did. Raj then came into the apartment to tell Howard and Sheldon that his dad cut off his allowance and freaked out at seeing all the pieces of the helicopter spread out on the kitchen counter. He told them they had to put it back together because he had to return it to the store he bought it from. Raj then called his mom and told her his dad had told him that he would no longer be able to send money to Raj due to the man’s active social life. Raj’s mom then questioned what his dad meant by an “active social life.” His mom then asked Raj if his dad was dating anyone and he said he didn’t know. Raj talked his mom into giving him more allowance money than his dad had been giving him. He got so excited upon hearing this that he said he would buy toy helicopters for everybody.

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Penny came home with a cap and gown so that Leonard could put them on and recite the speech he was going to make at the graduation ceremony. She had called his high school and gotten them to agree to let him make his speech at the ceremony by using Skype. She then admitted that she got the cap and gown from a costume shop that only had it in women’s sizes. When Leonard put the gown on and came out to show Penny it was much shorter than a man’s graduation gown should be.

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Back at the apartment Howard figured out the problem with the toy helicopter. Bernadette then showed up at the apartment with the tools Howard would need to get the toy helicopter to work properly. Bernadette suggested that they call tech support to help them fix the helicopter but that horrified Sheldon, Howard and Raj. They then laughed at Bernadette when she said she calls tech support all the time.

Leonard then gave his commencement speech at his Alma matter’s graduation ceremony. One of the first things he did during the speech was to thank Penny for setting it up so that he could deliver his speech via Skype. He then diverted from his planned speech because he said he had hated what he had written. Leonard then admitted that when he was in high school he felt like he didn’t even exist. He then said his speech was for the kids who, like him, never fit in. He then finished his speech and congratulated the graduating class.

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Howard finally got the toy helicopter put together but once they tried to turn it on it ended up emitting smoke. Bernadette then asked Howard if he was finally ready to call tech support and he conceded. When Howard called the tech support number Raj’s phone began ringing because his dad was calling him. His dad asked Raj what he had said to his mother. He said that after talking to Raj his mom seemed to think his dad had turned into a play boy. Raj then said his mother has a crazy imagination and that he was glad he took after his dad. Raj then went back into Sheldon and Leonard’s apartment and asked them all if they wanted to fly to Las Vegas in a helicopter.

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Meanwhile, they sat around while on hold for tech support. All of a sudden the toy helicopter started working and took off in the apartment. Howard said that the helicopter must be getting a very powerful wifi signal from somewhere other than Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment. As the helicopter proceeded to wreck items in the apartment Sheldon tried desperately to get it to stop. Sheldon then figured out that the camera in the helicopter was finally working.

After Leonard was done giving his speech via Skype (which he did from Penny’s apartment) he and Penny went across the hall to his apartment. Suddenly the apartment door opened and the toy helicopter came toward Leonard and Penny, who crouched down on the floor to avoid being hit by it. The door was closed and then Sheldon opened it again and told Penny and Leonard not to worry because everyone in the apartment was safe now. He then closed the apartment door again.

Some Realistic Science Behind THE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON

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On May 1st The Avengers are back to kick off the summer movie experience early in Avengers: Age of Ultron! This is truly the time of year all you superhero nerds have been waiting for. Although The Avengers is sure to be packed with mind-boggling action, did you ever take a second to think about the real science behind superhero movies? If you didn’t, the people at Reactions have put together a nerdy, fun video about the realistic side of our favorite superheros.

Starting with the ever smooth billionaire Tony Stark, did you ever wonder what his suit was made of? Well, it’s could be made from a nickle titanium alloy called Nitinol which is strong, but light enough to fly in. It can even be reformed after sustaining damage. The suit is most likely also reinforced with Carbon Fiber which can take large blasts of heat. Stark even smashed old atoms together to make new elements in order to keep his power reactor going for his suit. This way of making new elements is actually done all the time!

Now on to the most patriotic superhero ever Captain America and lethal supersheroe Black Widow. Am I the only one who wonders how they heal so fast? Well apparently, it’s because of the white blood cells called Macrophage that pump out growth factors. These factors work between 2-5 days in you and I, but for superheroes their souped up factors work in a matter hours.

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Wouldn’t that have been pretty handy when we were always skinning our knees up as children? If you think that’s cool, consider Captain America’s shield. That thing can protect him against freakin’ anything! Captain America’s shield is made with something other than just plain old steel. It’s actually made with Vibranium that can protect it against anything. It absorbs a shocking amount of energy that can take a lot of heat which is why it can even deflect missiles.

All this is pretty cool stuff considering I thought that all that superhero gear was just made up! This fascinating video was put together by The American Chemical Society which is a non-profit organization rooted in the US Congress. With over 158,000 members, they’re known as the largest scientific society in the world. Their main offices are in Washington, D.C. and Columbus, Ohio. I bet they’re doing some pretty cool stuff in that office like…..experimenting with how realistic superheroes really are!

NSFW Trailer: Tale of Tales is a Viciously Adult Fairy Tale Film

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The fairy tale nerd in me screamed on the inside when I saw the trailer for director Matteo Garrone’s latest movie, Tale of Tales. It was recently announced that the hypnotic film will be debuting at the Cannes Film Festival next month. This is easily one of my most anticipated films this year.

It’s been a long time since we had an adult fairy tale story hit the theaters and this film appears to be BEYOND adult. Even the trailer is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)! The movie is based on the writings of the 17th century Italian author Giambattista Basile who apparently wrote gory, sex-filled fairly tales. Who doesn’t love the classics over the watered down Disney films stuffed down our throats as naive youth? The trailer itself is striking with enchanting music and visually stunning ( and often highly unusual) imagery. Although, it would have been nice for the trailer to be more than just a bunch of scenes. But hell, it still grabs your attention right?

And where else could you see Salma Hayek eating a raw dragon’s heart? It made me instantly think of Game of Thrones when that scene hit.

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The film features in all all-star cast that includes Toby Jones, Selma Hayek, John C. Reilly, and Vincent Cassel. The Tale of Tales is scripted by Garrone, Edoardo AlbinatiUgo Chiti and Massimo Gaudioso and loosely based on the work of Giambattista Basile, whose book “The Tale of Tales, or Entertainment for Little Ones” (aka “The Pentamerone”) features the earliest known versions of the stories “Cinderella,” “Snow White,” “Rapunzel,” “Hansel and Gretel,” “Puss and Boots” and “Sleeping Beauty.”

Are you as excited as I am about this new fairy tale based trailer? Check it out below and see what you think.

The Tale of Tales Movie Trailer