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‘Gen V:’ Soldier Boy Returns (Sort of) in And Jensen Ackles Inspires A Million Priceless Gifs

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With two more episodes to go in its first season, Episode 6 of “Gen V” is a standout for more reasons than one.

SPOILERS AHEAD FOR EPISODES ONE THROUGH SIX OF GEN V!

We pick up in the sixth episode (“Jumanji”) with a repentant Cate restoring all her friends’ memories. They’re shocked, pissed, betrayed, everything you’d expect. Emma immediately heads out to find Sam, but not without a parting shot.

Emma: Also? You’re a cunt.

Cate insists she thought she was doing the right thing. Andre is especially furious, wondering if Cate’s manipulations were what made Luke kill himself and afraid to even consider that what she did was okay because then he’d just forgive her. His feelings for her make her betrayal a personal one.

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They all feel (understandably) mind-raped. Marie is the voice of reason though, saying it’s God U who is fucking them over, not Cate – that Cate was fucked over just like the rest of them.

The strain on Cate from restoring their memories and the trauma of realizing how she’s betrayed them makes her collapse, her heart rate slowing dangerously. Marie manages to save her (since apparently none of the others learned CPR at superhero school).  Marie slowly learning to use her formerly horrifically destructive powers for good is a nice little story arc running beneath the surface, though it will certainly not go smoothly. This is “The Boys” universe, after all.

At times this show reminds me of Buffy (which I loved) as it uses metaphor to tell stories about real life issues, in this case one of the challenges of growing up. We all have to learn how to harness our destructive impulses, how to recognize our own power but not mis-use it. We all have missteps we feel guilty about along the way, that can keep us afraid of speaking up or calling out injustice when we see it. That’s been part of Marie’s journey all along.

She does manage to save Cate, who wakes up and then abruptly bursts through the wall of the house they’re hiding at. They follow, but when they all go through the break in the wall, what’s outside is…the woods. Well, not THE woods, but actual woods. Suddenly, everything has gone surreal, and I love it, not knowing what’s actually happening and what isn’t.

They see a woman, sobbing and calling for Caleb and realize that’s Cate’s little brother who disappeared – we see young Cate distraught, telling her mother she didn’t mean it, not understanding what’s happening. Her mother looks at Cate not with love or concern but with terror, telling the cop she doesn’t feel safe with her daughter.  Bits and pieces of the landscape start to come apart in some truly eerie special effects…

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They’re in Cate’s head, they realize.

“The Boys” universe excels at finding ways to get into its characters’ heads (often literally) so we can truly understand their back stories in a way that makes them very real and very compelling. We often don’t just hear about it, we see it. It makes all the characters a lot more sympathetic, as the scenes of Cate’s past do in this episode.

Here Comes Soldier Boy

And then I admit to gasping out loud, because even though I knew it was coming, seeing Soldier Boy striding out of the woods took my breath away.

Gen V cast shocked to see Soldier Boy Jensen Ackles in woods

I know it’s wrong, but I’ve missed him! Welcome back to my screen, Jensen Ackles!!

And then begins a scene that will go down in history for both “The Boys” and “Gen V” fans – and Jensen Ackles and “Supernatural” fans too. Holy shit, what a scene!

Soldier Boy: What are you greasy sack of fucknuts doing in here?

Yep, that’s our disgusting uncensored murder grampa kitten, being just as gross as ever. Ahhhhh, I’ve missed him!

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Marie, Andre, Jordan and Dusty: What are YOU doing in here?

Seemingly innocuous question, but the answer will go down in media history.

Soldier Boy: I’m Cate’s imaginary friend from when she was a kid. Boyfriend, really.

That’s striking enough, but Soldier Boy does not stop there. And Ackles is on a roll!

Taught her how to jerk off. Diddle that skittle, click the bean, gotta find that man in the canoe.

The others are staring at him, open-mouthed. (Most fans are also staring at their screens with a similar expression, though perhaps a wee bit more appreciative…)

Soldier Boy: She came like a faucet. She’d crank up the Jonas Brothers, she’d hump a Soldier Boy pillow, she’d rawdog that pillow til she saw God.

Marie: Gross.

Soldier Boy: (smirking) It was pretty romantic.

Dusty: Aw yeah brother.

Soldier Boy: Shut the fuck up.

Andre: She didn’t like the Jonas Brothers…

Me: OMG this is all priceless.

It’s like Kripke and Ackles took all those years that “Supernatural” was on the CW and subject to Standards and Practices and said haha now we can be as filthy as we want!

Soldier Boy cocks an eyebrow, looking at Andre.

Soldier Boy: Hey I know you, you’re Cate’s new fuck boy.

And this is the shot we get, which likely turned just about everyone to mush. If you weren’t already there.

Jensen Ackles Soldier Boy slams Andre on Gen V

Soldier Boy: She really loves you, but whatever. Boys, they come and go. She always come back to a little pillow talk.

Since this is really a manifestation in Cate’s head, I guess she really does love Andre.

Andre and Jordan get pulled into arguing with Soldier Boy, insisting he was radicalized by the Russians, which makes Soldier Boy even grumpier than usual.

Soldier Boy: Fuck you, I’m no godless dickless Commie. I’m red blooded…but not Commie red…red white and blue red. I fart the Star Spangled Banner.

Gen V Andre reacts to Solider Boy return in woods

Andre: You’re pretty fuckin’ weird, man.

Soldier Boy: Yeah? Knock knock who’s there go fuck your face!

Marie tries to get him to tell them what’s going on, but he says he doesn’t know, that Cate wants them in there for some reason and they better figure it out before they get stuck there. A violent flash splits the sky, and Soldier Boy warns them that wasn’t lightning, but a burst blood vessel.  Cate’s head is unraveling in real time, and if she becomes a vegetable, so do they.

Soldier Boy:  If you wanna live, listen to me – the single most important thing I can tell you is…

Me: Uh oh.

Jensen Ackles Soldier Boys returns Gen V to woods

Flash! He’s struck by ‘lightning’ and fries, a bloody pile on the ground. Okay, okay, I know he was an imaginary Soldier Boy, but I still didn’t wanna see him incinerated.

Andre: That guy was a dick, right?

Everyone: I mean, yeah? But HEY KRIPKE WHEN CAN WE HAVE A SOLDIER BOY SPINOFF????

As I predicted, there are now about a million gifs out there of every single filthy word that Soldier Boy said in that scene, a few of which I’ve included here. Fandom never lets me down!

There are also a bunch of articles with Kripke confiding that they at first had considered Twilight’s Taylor Lautner for Cate’s imaginary boyfriend, but I am SO glad they went with Soldier Boy. When he called Ackles and asked if he could suit up, Jensen managed to take a few days from filming Big Sky and film the scene with Kripke there too. The two have always worked incredibly well together, so it’s no surprise that this scene came out as hilarious (and as dirty) as it did. Kripke said he counted on Ackles’ sense of humor – with excellent results!

Of course, those of us in the “Supernatural” fandom already knew that scene was going to be priceless. Months ago, Ackles told us at a convention about filming the cameo.

Jensen: My little bit there was heavily improv. I had Kripke on set that day and he and I were spitballing ideas and workshopping it literally between takes and coming up with a whole variety of takes. It’s a lot of fun working at that level with that kind of mind who can just throw something out and I’m like oh yeah I’m gonna do that one!

I can only imagine the fun those two had – and what other takes might make it to a gag reel!

Meanwhile, Emma finds Sam.

Sam: You came back!

Emma: That’s what heroes do, right?

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They hug as he realizes that she remembers, and he says he missed her and there’s a poignant moment, and then they kiss. It turns out Sam is a virgin (“Well, except my hand…he’s competent, but…”). Emma assures him no pressure, they don’t have to have sex, but he says he wants to.

Sam: Show me how.

Me: Awwwww.

They make love and it’s really kinda sweet, though Sam has a few alarming flashes of Emma turned into a puppet in the middle of a passionate moment. Afterwards, in spite of how good it was, Sam says he’s messed up, Emma should be with someone who isn’t. She counters that she wants to be with him, that she’s messed up too.

Sam: I wish we could stay here forever. Let’s run away together.

Emma: No. No more running, Sam. We have people looking out for us, trust me.

I’m still team Sam and Emma. Samma?

Marie, Andre, Jordan and Dusty make their way through the woods, and into another memory – young Cate nine years later, in the cell decorated like a bedroom her parents have kept her in, wearing gloves at all times. Her mother is chillingly scary as she lets in a visitor, warning “don’t let her touch you”. It’s Indira Shetty, who immediately starts manipulating a guilt-stricken and lonely Cate, telling her everything that she desperately needs to hear — that she can take off the gloves, she’s not afraid of her. That what happened to her brother was an accident, not her fault.  

I imagine no one has dared to touch Cate in years and years, and she must be longing for it terribly. Shetty holds Cate’s hand, gives her the touch she’s so desperate for – and offers her hope, that they can make the voices stop so she can control her urges to do something and get out of that cell. Cate takes the pills she gives her, grateful.

Shetty: Would you like a hug?

No wonder Cate has been so loyal to Dean Shetty! Her parents blamed her, imprisoned her, abandoned her. How hungry she was for a mother’s touch, a hug, some affection. And what an evil evil person Shetty is! (An evil psychologist, boo. My profession takes a hit…)

Suddenly the group is back at God U, watching Luke and Cate’s first meeting. Andre goes to leave and Luke calls after him, saying he misses him. Andre says the same, but Luke confronts him ominously, saying he doesn’t believe him.

Luke: You thought I didn’t know.

The room goes dark, and on screen are Cate and Andre gettin’ it on. Jordan and Marie stare, shocked.

Luke accuses Andre of doing it behind his back, says he thought Andre was his best friend. Then he goes after him, incinerating Dusty instead. Their powers don’t work, so they run, Andre insisting he feels like a piece of shit for what he did, but that he loved Cate.

Then it’s Jordan’s turn to be found out.

We see them (in female form) subduing Luke when he attacked the Professor, and the Professor offering Jordan a TA ship in exchange for a promise of silence and protection. Jordan agrees.

Marie: So you knew!

Jordan in the here and now, in male form, realizes they could have stopped everything, but instead saved their own ass.

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Present Jordan: I wanted to believe the Professor was good.

Past Jordan: He was nice, and that’s all it took.

That’s a theme of this episode – when you’ve gotten precious little kindness and affection all your life, someone who knows how to pretend to give you a little of that can manipulate you as much as they want. One of the best things about “The Boys” universe is how, while on the surface it’s not at all realistic, underneath it often has something very real to say about how we all are impacted by the trauma and loss and violence all around us.

Jordan: I want to make it right, for Luke.

And then they’re in The Woods – the lab – watching Sam and Luke, restrained on operating tables. Luke wakes up, yelling for Sam to wake up, nearly breaking out.  Cate comes in and holds Luke’s head, saying your brother is dead, forget about the Woods. Forget forget forget. Many times, many memories.

It is truly horrifying.

Jordan: Think that’s what broke him?

Andre: I think it broke both of them.

They see Shetty and the Professor just recently insist Cate is doing a wonderful job – and then in the present they order Cate to make them forget. The three run across campus, confronted by a door that Marie recognizes – and now it’s her turn for the awful memory she’ll find inside. She opens the door and it’s the scene of bloody carnage, her parents dead in a pool of red, Marie’s sister sobbing in the corner.

Marie tries to apologize, but Annabeth insists that she killed them, that no matter how hard she tries to be a hero, she’ll always be a murderer.

Marie realizes the lesson now, though – that it wasn’t her fault. She addresses Cate, pleading with her to wake up, saying that it wasn’t her fault either.

Marie: None of this is our fault!

She’s realizing it for herself, finally.

Marie: The one thing that’s really apparent now is we’re all fucked up.

Cate balks, saying she doesn’t want to wake up, but Andre confronts her, saying that no matter how much she wants to just forget her problems and not wake up, she needs to. That he knows her parents and Shetty hurt her, that he loves her and doesn’t want to because he’ll never trust her again.

Andre: But now you finally have a choice, so wake the fuck up. I need you to remember. Please. Wake up!

It’s the other theme of this episode – choice. What we can do to get it, and what we’ll do with it once we have it. Once again, it hits home as much more realistic than you might expect.

Cate reluctantly wakes up, her eyes red, bleeding.  The others wake up too, Jordan able to shift again. And then, Emma and Sam show up.

Jordan: You have sex hair.

Unfortunately, Sam remembers Cate from the Woods and attacks her, throwing all of them around the room, but Emma is able to talk him down, saying that even though he was hurt, he doesn’t have to hurt her back. He finally lets Cate go, still angry.

Cate knows she’ll have to earn back their trust, so she tells them everything. She says they were using Sam in the woods to augment Luke’s powers, and doing other things to, to him and other kids.  That Shetty was directing it all.

And now they know who to go after.

Meanwhile, back at the Woods, a chained girl named Betsy coughs violently, her hands sparking. In a scenario that hits a little too close to reality, she’s been infected with a virus that only affects Supes because of the Compound V in their blood. Dean Shetty observes, then turns to Dr. Cardoza, her voice ice cold.

Shetty: Concentrate the dose, let’s see how sick we can make her.

At the end of the episode we see Dr. Cardoza again, distraught, saying he was just following Shetty’s orders. Betsy lies dead on the floor of her cell.

Cardoza: We killed a Supe!

Shetty (ice cold as ever OMG): So the virus worked? Now can we make it contagious?

If they make it airborne, I’m gonna have to look away, I swear.

Every episode, much like “The Boys,” ends with some great music, this time The Bangles version of Hazy Shade of Winter.

Time time time, see what’s become of me…look around, leaves are brown and the sky is a hazy shade of winter… Hang onto your hopes, my friend, that’s an easy thing to say but if your hopes should pass away, simply pretend that you can build them again…

Two episodes left of Season 1 – and congrats to “Gen V” for its renewal for Season 2!

If you love the world of “The Boys,” check out the new book ‘Supes Ain’t Always Heroes: Inside the Complex Characters and Twisted Psychology of The Boys’.

It’s got chapters that are a deep dive into Soldier Boy, Butcher, Starlight, Homelander and all your other favorites as well as exclusive interviews with some of the cast including Jensen Ackles. You can preorder now and get free original art of Soldier Boy and Kimiko at https://smartpopbooks.com/theboys/

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‘Gen V’ Episode 5 – Welcome To The Monster Club Deep Dive Review

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A new episode of “The Boys” spinoff “Gen V” streams Friday – well, usually Thursday at midnight. If you’re like me, you can’t wait to find out what happens next!

Here’s our recap of last week’s Episode 5 to get everyone ready for this week’s Episode 6…

SPOILERS FOR EPISODES ONE THROUGH FIVE OF ‘GEN V’ AHEAD!

Everyone ended the fourth episode of Gen V wondering if their streaming service had glitched, so it’s merciful that in Episode 5 the show doesn’t make us wait to find out that no, that’s not what happened. Instead, it’s Andre, Cate, Emma, Jordan and Marie whose memories glitched, as in none of them can remember the past few days.

They wake up at a Supe named Dusty’s house (clearly his house because his pet llama is wandering around the premises), Andre and Cate in bed and Jordan and Marie in bed – and Emma (still gigantic) naked and floating in the swimming pool. Luckily it had a tarp on it which is covering her.

As a result of her saving the day, Emma finally starts trending on social media, and realizes that her mother’s stern warning about not “getting big” was bullshit – more of her evolution into finding her voice and being willing to take up space. Lots of it.

Know who realizes that? Sam. He shows up concerned about Emma, who doesn’t remember him at all.

Sam promises he’ll fix it, make her remember.

Emma: Remember what?

Sam: That you’re a hero. A real one.

Me, a passionate Emma fan: Damn right!

Vought is still after Sam, sending a whole team of armed operatives to capture him. In a truly disturbing sequence, Sam’s psychosis manifests so that he sees them all as puppets – and proceeds to rip them apart, puppet entrails flying everywhere and heads rolling, rock music playing to make the whole scene surreal.

Sam comes back to reality standing in a sea of bloody body parts.

Dr. Cardoza is freaked out after Sam’s little visit, but the Dean reminds him he can’t really walk out as he doesn’t have anywhere else to go, putting it in her own special way.

Dean Shetty: Cutting up Supes and seeing how they tick is a skill that won’t quite shine on your LinkedIn profile…

Back to trying to perfect a virus to control the “psychopaths” then, Dr. Cardoza.

Marie finds a tracker implanted in her chest and realizes the Dean is probably part of that. She manages to pull it out of herself (ewww). This episode begins to paint a chilling portrait of just how sinister the people running God U actually are – and sets us up for some big reveals about who they’ve drawn into their web of manipulation.

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Marie runs to Cate to tell her about the trackers and…that was a mistake.  The episode veers back and forth with Marie and company discovering some of what’s going on and then being made to forget, which is depicted in a way that makes the viewer feel almost as unsettled and ‘off’ as Marie and friends.

For a while they’re sure it’s Rufus who’s messing with their heads, and poor Alexander Calvert almost gets taken out for good because of it, even as he protests his innocence.

But Sam knows the truth – and by the end of the episode, they all know who is really responsible for repeatedly wiping their memories. It’s Cate. Surprisingly empathic, relatable Cate. (Of course, that’s never the answer of who the real villain is in this universe…)

Cate says she’s sorry, that she only ever wanted to help and make things better. Do we believe her??

In other news, Jordan and Marie spend much of the episode dancing around each other and trying not to admit to the other that being together maybe wasn’t a mistake after all.  Jordan’s invisible Supe friend reminds them that maybe Marie is “cool with hiding the sausage and bumping donuts” and so maybe they can be either in female or male form and still be with her. I’m rooting for them!

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I’m rooting for Sam and Emma too. She doesn’t remember who he is, but she goes to him anyway.

But how long can he keep hiding from Vought??

A new episode streams this Friday (Thursday at midnight) on Prime Video and let’s just say the level of excitement around Soldier Boy (Jensen Ackles) perhaps making an appearance is off the charts. I won’t say for sure that it’s in this week’s episode, but let me tell you, when you do see him again, the entire scene is PRICELESS! The gifs that fandom will make alone…. OMG.

Catch up on Gen V now so you’re ready for all the chaos. And to catch up on the whole fascinating world of “The Boys,” you can preorder the new book ‘Supes Ain’t Always Heroes: Inside the Complex Characters and Twisted Psychology of The Boys’ NOW at https://smartpopbooks.com/theboys/

There is, of course, a chapter all about Soldier Boy and what makes him tick, and an exclusive interview with Jensen Ackles too – plus a lot more about all your favorite characters.

Don’t miss this week’s episode of Gen V!!

‘Absolutely Essential’ Gift Guide to What Men Really Want

Alright, alright, alright. So, you want to find the ideal gift for the man in your life, huh? You know, that guy who can never decide where to eat but you expect him to cherish the “perfect” gift? Good luck. Whether you’re fishing for a gift for your spouse, old man, sibling, or that dude you’ve friend-zoned, your mission is clear: find something that says, “I had to think for a minute” instead of “last-minute Amazon rush.”

Isn’t the joy of gift-giving just trying to watch their face pretend they like what you got? It’s hilarious. And honestly, what’s cool is men have interests that span from “barely useful” to “utterly unnecessary.” But hey, that just means there’s more for you to guess wrong about!

Let’s ride the wild roller coaster of “things that will probably end up in a drawer by January.”

“Techie Toys for the Reluctant Grown-Up”

Entering the tech world for gift ideas is like diving into a maze with no cheese at the end. But don’t sweat it. Whether he’s a Silicon Valley wannabe or just learned how to turn off his computer, there’s a shiny object out there with his name on it.

Smart Home Gadgets: A lazy man’s dream! How about a light that turns off when he yells at it because he’s too buried under blankets to move?

Portable Bluetooth Speaker: It’s like a boombox for the digital age. Perfect for annoying neighbors at the beach or serenading the squirrels in the backyard.

Noise-Cancelling Headphones: Give him the gift of ignoring you in high-definition sound.

2023 hottest mens tech smartwatch gift guide

Fancy Wrist Computers (AKA Smartwatches): Remember when watches just told time? Yeah, those were simpler times. Now, they’ll track his steps, calories, AND make him late for things!

2023 hottest gaming chairs

Gamer Gadgets: Because nothing says adulthood like virtual dragon slaying. (By the way, gaming chairs are basically thrones for people who conquer virtual lands. So…essential.)

Streaming Devices: It’s like giving him a key to Narnia, but instead of lions and witches, he gets sitcoms and documentaries. Throw in a streaming service subscription, and you’re basically gifting him hibernation.

Remember, when you’re out there in the wilds of tech shopping, just wing it. After all, it’s the thought (or lack of it) that counts. And if all else fails, there’s always the gift receipt. 😉

For the Garage-bound Hero:

So, he thinks he’s Bob the Builder? Great! Give him power tools because – let’s be real – who doesn’t want to turn a simple DIY into a symphony of noise and sawdust? Get him a drill; maybe he’ll finally put together that IKEA chair that’s been sitting in the corner. Cordless? Even better. No more dragging a ridiculously long extension cord like he’s vacuuming the driveway. Don’t forget the fancy-schmancy jigsaw for his … ahem… “art projects.” And a toolbox? Well, let’s not have his tools thrown everywhere. One day he might just thank you when he realizes the drill isn’t in the fridge.

Metro-man’s Beauty Boutique:

Shopping for a dude’s skincare is like hunting for a needle in a haystack, but shinier. Start with an electric razor. It’s 2023; no man has time to stand and manually scrape his face. But skincare? Yeah, because we know they’ve secretly been using our fancy lotions. Get him his own. Maybe an anti-aging serum so he stops worrying about that “huge wrinkle” you can’t even see. And remember cologne? It’s not just to mask the gym stench; it’s an aromatic hug around your man.

Sporty Spice’s Must-haves:

For Mr. I-Can-Outrun-Usain-Bolt, a good pair of shoes is as essential as his morning protein shake. Maybe some techy clothing with built-in “features” he’ll pretend to understand. And if he’s a sport-specific guy – you know, the ones who claim they can “almost” go pro? Get him a golf club, basketball, or cycling gloves. They’ll surely end up in the garage with the power tools.

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Fashionista Fred’s Bling Box:

Watch? Sure. But not just any watch. One that screams, “Yes, I can tell time without my phone, thank you very much.” Belts? They’re not just for holding up pants but also for holding up his style points. Lux sunglasses? So he can pretend he’s in The Matrix. And socks? Oh, those sneaky feet gloves that show he’s a rebel when he takes off his shoes. Fashion is about statements, so make his loud and clear.

2023 hottest tech toy gifts

And there you have it! A totally definitive guide on how to make the man in your life question your gift choices (and have a laugh while they’re at it). If all else fails, just get them a gift card. They probably won’t mind.

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‘Gen V’ Brings The Ewww with Ep 4, ‘The Whole Truth’

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A new episode of “Gen V” will stream on Friday (or midnight Thursday), and who knows what insanity will play out then. Last week’s fourth episode of this first season lived up to its legacy of being part of “The Boys” universe, in more ways than one. Let’s revisit some of what happened in that episode to tee up the new one that’s about to drop…

The episode was written by Jessica Chou and directed by “Supernatural” directing alum Steve Boyum, so you’ve got the writer of “The Boys” Herogasm episode and the director of the one where Lucy the whale was killed in a way I haven’t gotten over yet. Clearly, this was going to be an episode that leaves an impression – and it did!

SPOILERS AHEAD FOR GEN V THROUGH EPISODE 4

I’ve Got a Weak Spot for Brothers Named Sam

The saga of little brother Sammy… sorry, Sam….continues in this episode. I’m here for the bonding that goes on between Sam (Asa Germann) and Emma (Lizze Broadway), both of them feeling like outcasts and on their own, especially after she tells Sam the truth that his big brother Luke is dead by his own hand.

You can’t really fault him for reacting emotionally to that news, and neither does Emma, who is remarkably calm in the face of Sam wrecking their hiding place and then confessing that he’s hearing voices. Emma seems able to do the “take me as I am” thing with Sam, and you get the feeling she may be the only one other than Luke who’s ever done that.

Sam’s terrified he’ll fuck it up though.

Sam: Everybody always leaves me.

Emma: I promise, I’m like you.

How terrifying and isolating must it be to have all this unwanted, sometimes uncontrollable power, and also know that your mind is constantly playing tricks on you? I empathize with Sam and I also find him scary as hell, and Asa Germann pulls off that combination flawlessly.

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Amusingly, the voice he hears (and the hallucinations he sees) are of “Television’s Jason Ritter” and a The Deep puppet with talking gills on the “Avenue V” show, a Sesame Street/Mr. Rogers crossover that was so out of left field it made me laugh out loud. “Gen V” has a lot of mental health parallels, which means my psychologist self is always fascinated, including Sam’s psychosis. He hears what are called command hallucinations as Jason Ritter calmly insists that Sam just kill Dr. Cardosa from the lab.

Secrets and Lies with Tek Knight

Another storyline of this episode is celebrated God U alum Tek Knight (Derek Wilson) returning to the school to film an episode of his show exploring strange mysteries – in this case what happened to Golden Boy? He locks horns with the Dean (Shelley Conn) immediately, using his heightened senses to figure out when he’s gotten to her.

Tek: You’re sweating, adrenaline is seeping from your pores. Oh, and you’re ovulating.

Dean: You must be fun at parties.

Of course, Knight isn’t there to find out the truth, he’s there to cover it up – through “the usual – misdirection, obfuscation, find at patsy, destroy their life.” The Dean warns him to stay away from the school’s Top 5, but Knight interrogates all of them, making a show of breaking Marie (Jaz Sinclair) eventually. She admits that it was Jordan who took down Golden Boy, not her. 

Knight has to admit that he can’t pin Golden Boy’s death on any of the kids, though. So, he threatens the Dean that he’ll pin it on her instead. Never underestimate some of the characters in this universe – Dean Shetty asks to meet him in an isolated actual woods and tells him she knows about the brain tumor he has, and that it’s the cause of his “unusual proclivity”. Which turns out to be him fucking anything with a hole – a car, a log, a vacuum cleaner, a traffic cone, a skull…

And yes, of course she has video. Flip that power dynamic, at least for now.

Oh No, Not AlCal!

Supernatural” fans love Alexander Calvert, who played Jack aka God on that show for its last few seasons. Having had the pleasure of chatting with him several times, he’s also just plain nice. Not so much his character Rufus! We saw how that went for him in previous episodes, but this episode finds him over the whole ‘Jumanji’ thing and back to being a jerk.

Marie asks him for help finding her sister and he uses that to manipulate her – she comes out of a trance in his room, Jordan (Derek Luh and London Thor)  pounding on the door and Rufus wearing just a robe and clearly intending to assault her in some way. (Poor Alex, his character’s introduction on “Supernatural” also featured him naked… but hey, this is a “The Boys” tradition, just ask Jensen Ackles about his Soldier Boy intro).

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Jordan’s knocking interrupts Rufus enough that Marie realizes what’s going on, and in a panic, she starts pulling the blood from his exposed penis. In a scene typical only of “The Boys” universe, it swells and then explodes, the head blowing off, blood splattering all over a shocked Marie. A cocksplosion, if you will.  I don’t even have a penis, but OUCH!

Gen V over the top ep 4 splosion

Marie and Jordan connect after in an adrenaline-fueled makeout session until they’re interrupted by Emma – who tells them Sam has gone after Dr. Cardoza.  The gang (Scooby gang, should we call them that?) shows up in time to prevent Sam from killing the doctor or his terrified daughter, trying to calm Sam down by reassuring him that they loved Luke and tried to help.

The BIG Finish

My favorite part of the episode is the surprise we get next – Emma shovels a whole meal into her mouth in desperation and then walks out very very large (and very naked) and holds Sam down, telling him it’s all right, they’re in this together.

And then the screen glitches black – and when it returns, Marie wakes up beside Jordan. She looks as confused as I did, and I confess I spent a minute trying to figure out if the episode was glitching or if that was intentional. What happened? Was there a time jump or rewind? Did Rufus still manage to do something to Marie’s consciousness? Did someone else intervene?

Hopefully, we find out in the next episode. I only had time to scratch my head for a minute before the last scenes played as Tek Knight wraps up his investigation and then attempts to screw the hand dryer in a restroom. You can’t make this up. I admit I laughed out loud.

All In for Emma

It’s obvious that I’m an Emma fan, and I’m still chuffed about her becoming supersized instead of tiny. Now that’s a super power! It’s also right in line with the parallel the show drew, with Emma’s need to purge and make herself small and nearly invisible, to real life eating disorders. This is Emma daring to make herself large and in charge and very visible indeed, and I kinda love it.

Episode 4 fits right in with “The Boys” universe – it’s got sex (Andre and Cate are a thing now too, along with brand new Marie and Jordan), it’s got violence and blood and gore, it’s got sex and violence and blood and gore all mixed together in the most disturbing ways possible. It’s got humor (still laughing about all the holes Tek Knight finds and can’t resist). And, as Eric Kripke likes to point out, it’s got heart. The surprisingly tender new bond between Emma and Sam is currently my favorite illustration of how true that is.

And to add to my instant affection for a little brother character named Sam with floppy hair; a teaser tweet this week with Asa Germann lets us know that he’s a Soldier Boy fan. I knew I liked you, Sam!

Can’t wait for this week’s new episode – catch it streaming on Friday morning on Prime Video.

Ready for More ‘Gen V’? Catch up before this week’s episode

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A new episode of “Gen V” drops this Friday (or, as Eric Kripke admitted, let’s be real, probably late Thursday night) and I can’t wait!  If you haven’t been able to watch the first three episodes which were released last week, here’s a little recap of what happened in those episodes – and why I’m so excited about the next ones!

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR EPISODES ONE THROUGH THREE AHEAD

The show takes place at Godolkin University (God U, get it?), where the first generation of superheroes who actually know how they got that way (ie, their parents shot them up with Compound V) is arriving for the start of classes. We’re introduced to the main characters, including Marie Moreau (Jaz Sinclair), whose perspective largely frames these episodes.

There’s also Luke, aka Golden Boy (Patrick Schwarzenegger), top ranked and stereotypically attractive, and his girlfriend Cate (Maddie Phillips), who has to wear gloves most of the time because if she touches you she can mind control you.

Andre (Chance Perdomo) is the son of a Supe and in line to be one of the Seven himself if his dad has anything to say about it, Jordan (London Thor and Derek Luh) is the bi-gender child of two highly driven parents, and Emma (Lizze Broadway) is Marie’s roommate, whose superpower is that she can make herself tiny.

“Gen V” takes the same cynical look at where we are as a society in terms of what we value and how we relate to each other. Social media, crafting an image, and cultivating followers and popularity is a legitimate major at God U, and the vast majority of students are all in.

As soon as one of them gains some recognition, they can’t walk across campus without repeated requests for selfies, and most fellow students can’t be trusted with any personal information. Emma learns this the hard way when she’s manipulated by a classmate into talking candidly about herself, only to have that used as fodder for the girl’s viral TikTok.

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The adults are corporate power-hungry manipulators too, as we’ve come to expect from Vought. The first episode introduces us to the aptly named Professor Brink Brinkerhoff (Clancy Brown), who’s about as much of a stereotype of a narcissistic full professor as you can get – I admit, as a professor myself, I thoroughly enjoyed the caricature.

He’s got the power to decide who gets to be part of the Crimefighting School – similar to the coveted admission to the Business School in a few real life universities – and he’s got his favorites. He summarily rejects Marie before Golden Boy turns on his mentor and takes him out of the picture, opening up an opportunity for her to get in.  Dean Indira Shetty (Shelley Conn) is an enigmatic woman who can seem incredibly warm and nurturing, and then you get a glimpse of her face when the target of her warmth can’t see it and realize she’s as cold as ice.  Andre’s dad, who was the Supe Polaris, is just as icy in his determination to see his son become number one – and maybe one of the Seven.

One of the narratives that “The Boys” universe has explored in all its versions is parenting, for better or worse (usually for worse…). In the original show we eventually learned what Annie’s mother and other parents had done to their children with Compound V for mostly selfish reasons, and in the animated Diabolical, we saw the costs of that selfishness in brutal detail for the kids.

“Gen V” continues that exploration, and not just with Andre’s father. Emma’s mom is similarly invested in her child’s “success”, essentially telling her to suck it up and do whatever it takes to find some popularity no matter what the personal cost. Jordan’s mom and dad are the “driven Asian parents” who refuse to see their child for who they are and instead want to have a successful son – whether or not they identify as a son or not.

True to every Eric Kripke show ever, that’s not all the show has to say about family though. Like “Supernatural” and “The Boys” and every other show he’s put his creative touch on, “Gen V” is also about the importance of family bonds – especially sibling bonds – and what that inspires. Of course, the sibling bonds on this show are fraught and sculpted by trauma, because this is the universe of “The Boys after all.”

Marie is desperate to find her little sister, who was separated from her after she got her first period and her powers manifested as the ability to control blood – which she hadn’t harnessed at all and thus it became a weapon that accidentally killed both her parents and traumatized her younger sister. Luke is desperate to find his little brother (who’s named Sam and has floppy hair so that every “Supernatural” fan was instantly a million percent invested in that relationship).

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We don’t find out what happened to Sam (Asa Germann) until the third episode, but let’s just say I’m already feeling very protective of him!  Cate also has a missing sibling – when her powers manifested, she didn’t know she had them, so when she told her little sister to “go away and never come back” on a family camping trip, that’s exactly what happened.

Nothing more compelling than a big brother or sister looking for their little brother or sister, frankly. You’ve got me, “Gen V.”

The other compelling narrative that runs through “Gen V” is one that we explore deeply in our new book on “The Boys” coming out in December (Supes Ain’t Always Heroes) – the impact of trauma. Every single human who becomes a Supe is traumatized in some way. They’ve been manipulated and used, first by their parents who gave them Compound V without their permission or understanding, and subsequently by a string of power-hungry adults who want to use them too.

The fact that the parents shot their kids up with a substance that they had no idea how it would impact their child is just plain chilling – and, it turns out, just plain dangerous.  We don’t know a lot about Andre’s backstory yet, except that he has a Supe for a dad and that never turns out well, but the other main characters have all experienced significant trauma as a result of being dosed with V and having parents willing to do that.

“Gen V” does something interesting with some of its Supe powers that I haven’t entirely figured out yet.  All the shows in “The Boys” universe love to comment on reality and current society using the lens of fiction (another thing I love about them) and “Gen V” does too.

Parallels are always there just under the surface, or sometimes right there on top of it. Marie’s power manifests for the first time as she reaches menarche, and instantly becomes destructive, which I’m tempted to say is some kind of commentary on either how dangerous it is to be a woman in this society or how much men perceive women as dangerous and therefore need to keep them down in some way.  She wields it intentionally through cutting, but again, this isn’t portrayed as serving the same function that self-harm does in reality.

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Emma’s power only manifests when she purges repeatedly, becoming smaller each time. It sounds like a metaphor for an eating disorder or for the kind of depression that makes someone want to just fade away and not exist anymore. (Interestingly, it’s not portrayed as an eating disorder, and Emma protests everyone trying to put her in that box and use it for social media drama).

Jordan being bi-gender is tempting to see as a parallel for being trans, though Jordan can choose which gender to be and make it happen instantly and also has the freedom to switch back and forth, a choice that doesn’t exist in reality. Nevertheless, the stigma is portrayed realistically, with Ashley refusing to move Jordan too far up the ranks because “a bi-gender Asian with pronoun fuckery, try selling that to Dallas or Fort Lauderdale!”

Yes, there’s racism and homophobia and corporate greed and all the other issues that “The Boys” universe tackles so well in “Gen V” too. There’s also, as Kripke points out, a lot of heart.

It’s the characters that I find most compelling in both its parent show and in this one. There’s also plenty of mystery going on – what happened to Luke’s little brother? What is “the woods” and why is everyone keeping it a secret?

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As with all secrets, there’s plenty of violence doled out to keep it that way, and because this is “The Boys” universe, that comes with plenty of explicit blood and gore. The show knows how to create shock value, whether it’s bits and pieces of a human being blown to bits forty yards overhead and raining down on the guy’s friends (goodbye, Golden Boy…) or a tiny human taking out a sadistic guard by crawling in one ear and out the other, decimating his brain along the way. 

And of course, there’s plenty of sex too – and it’s always creative. Kripke and company are never afraid to poke fun at masculine insecurity, so the guy who only wants to be with Emma when she’s tiny so she can climb on his dick (literally) and have it look gigantic is both hilarious and pointed. (I might have cheered when she slapped him on the balls though). “Supernatural’s” Alex Calvert makes an appearance as a jerk too, who Cate mind controls into repeatedly hitting himself in the balls with a bat and yelling ‘Jumanji’. You can’t make this up!

I won’t go through everything that happens, but we leave our main characters in a tough spot at the end of Episode 3. Marie has been drawn into taking some much-needed maternal solace from the Dean, only to find she was just being used to get donors to open up their pocketbooks and approved of only when she stays on script – literally.

Andre, who truly loved his bff Luke, has tried to be a hero for real and gotten in return only his father’s censure and warning to cut it the hell out. Jordan saved the day when Luke tried to kill Marie and others, only to get no credit for it and be faced with parental disappointment at who they really are once again. Cate joins Andre for some actual heroics and depletes herself physically in a frightening way as a result.

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And Emma is perhaps the most heroic of all, proving that strength and wits and heroism can indeed come in (very) small packages and size isn’t what matters – but she also ends up in a very sticky situation.

Will she escape? Can anyone help little bro Sam? Will they solve the mystery of The Woods or will the powers that be force them back into the manufactured Supe slots they’re supposed to dutifully stay in? Will Ashley be able to figure out what to do with all that Golden Boy merch??

Watch the new episode this week to find out!

Michele Fazekas and Tara Butters serve as showrunners and executive producers for “Gen V.” Eric Kripke, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, James Weaver, Neal H. Moritz, Ori Marmur, Pavun Shetty, Ken Levin, Jason Netter, Garth Ennis, Darick Robertson, Craig Rosenberg, Nelson Cragg, Zak Schwartz, Erica Rosbe, and Michaela Starr also serve as executive producers on the spinoff series. Serving as co-executive producers are Brant Englestein, Sarah Carbiener, Lisa Kussner, Gabriel Garcia, Aisha Porter-Christie, Judalina Neira, and Loreli Alanís. The series is produced by Sony Pictures Television and Amazon Studios, in association with Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, and Original Film.

‘Gen V’ Returns Us to the Twisted World of ‘The Boys’ On Friday

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I had high expectations for the new spinoff series from the universe of “The Boys” simply because I love the original series so much that it’s a treat to be able to have some more of it. At the same time, I was hesitant. I’m not exactly college-age – would I be able to relate to these characters who are in the throes of adolescence?

The official synopsis sets the new show at…

Godolkin University, the prestigious superhero-only college where students train to be the next generation of heroes—preferably with lucrative endorsements. You know what happens when supes go bad, but not all superheroes start out corrupt. Beyond the typical college chaos of finding oneself and partying, these kids are facing explosive situations … literally. As the students vie for popularity and good grades, it’s clear that the stakes are much higher when super powers are involved. When the group of young supes discover that something bigger and sinister is going on at school, they’re put to the test: Will they be the heroes or the villains of their stories?

That’s a familiar question for this universe, but the fact that it focuses on these kids was a bigger question for me. Turns out, I didn’t have to worry. Within five minutes of watching Episode 1, I was already on the edge of my seat and forgetting to take notes. It’s the same feeling I had watching Season 1 of “The Boys” – the sensation of being on a roller coaster that’s going a little too fast and nearly skidding off the track as I hold on for dear life. Sometimes I definitely gasped in surprise, sometimes I laughed out loud, and of course, there were some “ewww” exclamations, because this wouldn’t be the same universe if there weren’t.

But, surprisingly, there were also moments where I empathized with what the main characters were going through – especially Jaz Sinclair’s Marie Moreau. The first episode mainly follows her story, and by the time the episode was drawing to a close, I found myself caring about her already.

I should have expected it after being surprised to find myself caring about some characters on “The Boys” that I probably shouldn’t have, but I thought it might be different with teenagers. I guess good writing is good writing and good acting is good acting!

What “Gen V” does that its parent show also does so well is give us just enough backstory to make the characters sympathetic, with tragedy depicted in a visceral (sometimes literal) way that lets you really feel just how tragic that moment is. The show doesn’t shy away from blood and guts, just like “The Boys,” but the violence is often used to underline the shock and horror that we all feel when faced with tragedy, even the sterile non-bloody kind. 

The other characters who are introduced in the first episode are also memorable, especially the ambivalent-about-being-ambitious Andre, enigmatic Jordan who is sometimes female and sometimes male, the golden boy of the school who is actually called Golden Boy because that’s hilarious, and Marie’s roommate Emma. Emma is already a favorite of mine, with a superpower that isn’t taken seriously or valued highly and an arsenal of defenses covering up a world of hurt. I’ve got a soft spot for her for sure – don’t kill her, show!

“Gen V,” like the other shows in this universe, manages to be unrealistic and over the top while at the same time making some pointed commentary on the real world. Sometimes it’s subtle, sometimes it’s intentionally hit-you-over-the-head with the parallel, but it’s almost always biting – and I love it.

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Special shout out to Episode One’s ability to parody every University’s overly sincere posturing, from motivational posters on the walls (“The Deep was once a kid just like you. He says: Honor is doing the right thing when no one is looking”) to the Dean of Students insisting that they’re a family and telling students they appreciate “the unique culturally rich change agent that you are.”   I got stuck between eye-rolling and laughing out loud recognizing the familiar rhetoric of every University I’ve taught at over the years.

“Gen V” retains the cheeky references that the original series included, with shoutouts to CW stalwarts like “Riverdale” and “Pretty Little Liars” and supe students claiming to be “super focused” or “super inclusive” or “super abled”. I might have squealed out loud to see Alex Calvert, Supernatural’s own Jack, as one of those students.  The show can be a heady mix of serious social commentary one second and outrageous sex scenes the next, with some creative super powers constantly going on in the background. There’s also a mystery that’s introduced right from the start, something ominous and dark that is downright scary – like a little touch of “Supernatural” snuck in to spice things up even more. I like it!

One of the other things I relish about the universe of “The Boys” is the masterful and thoroughly enjoyable social media presence the show has cultivated. It’s been so much fun to watch the Vought account interact with The Boys account, and now “Gen V” has been added to the mix. Fans have played along and responded to social media posts with in-universe commentary, making the whole experience extra meta (and extra amusing). Oh, and is there anything more appropriate than the official Astroglide account getting in on the fun??

Today’s Twitter/X back and forth had Vought CEO Ashley and Kimiko disagreeing about whether you should trust Vought – or definitely not trust Vought.

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I don’t trust Vought at all, but I do trust Eric Kripke, and once again he hasn’t let me down. I’m already looking forward to more of this wild ride – streaming tomorrow on Prime Video. Stream it yourself and ride along!

As A Train says, I hope you survive the experience…

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The “Gen V” cast includes Jaz Sinclair, Chance Perdomo, Lizze Broadway, Shelley Conn, Maddie Phillips, London Thor, Derek Luh, Asa Germann, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Sean Patrick Thomas, and Marco Pigossi. Gen V also features guest stars Clancy Brown and Jason Ritter, as well as appearances from Jessie T. Usher, Colby Minifie, Claudia Doumit, and P.J. Byrne, reprising their roles from “The Boys.”

Michele Fazekas and Tara Butters serve as showrunners and executive producers. Eric Kripke, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, James Weaver, Neal H. Moritz, Ori Marmur, Pavun Shetty, Ken Levin, Jason Netter, Garth Ennis, Darick Robertson, Craig Rosenberg, Nelson Cragg, Zak Schwartz, Erica Rosbe, and Michaela Starr also serve as executive producers on the spinoff series. Serving as co-executive producers are Brant Englestein, Sarah Carbiener, Lisa Kussner, Gabriel Garcia, Aisha Porter-Christie, Judalina Neira, and Loreli Alanís. The series is produced by Sony Pictures Television and Amazon Studios, in association with Kripke Enterprises, Point Grey Pictures, and Original Film.

Ryan Reynolds Free Guy 2 On ‘Indefinite Hold’ Now

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Ryan Reynolds’s “Free Guy” seemed like a surefire sequel back in the day, but now after talking to our people at the Mouse House, “Free Guy 2” will not be happening. “While there’s been plenty of speculation about a sequel,” our source said, “Ryan’s got enough on his plate already, and we feel that the time has passed for a sequel, right now. That’s not to say something might hit in the next five to ten years, but for now, it’s on an indefinite hold.”

We’ve seen this before with many films that seemed like a ready-made sequel, but thankfully, rather than pump out something, Reynolds knows that’s it better to not pump out another film that would disappoint.

Free Guy 2 Speculation

Let’s take a stroll down memory lane to a time when the world was still grappling with the aftereffects of the pandemic, and the entertainment industry was striving to regain its former glory. Enter “Free Guy,” a gleaming beacon of success for Disney, with director Shawn Levy and the versatile Ryan Reynolds bringing a fictitious video game world to life on the big screen in 2021. The film’s unexpected triumph had Disney promptly eyeing a sequel, dreaming of the fascinating tales Guy could unravel in another adventure.

Fast forward to now, the burning questions on everyone’s lips are: “Is ‘Free Guy 2’ still in the cards? Why the delay? And how does ‘Barbie’ fit into this puzzle?” We’re here to delve deep and share what we know about the anticipated sequel!

While Disney, Levy, and Reynolds have remained tight-lipped about the sequel’s delay, it’s evident that these creative maestros have been juggling a myriad of projects since 2021. Reynolds, a man of many hats, has been entwined in his ventures including Aviation Gin, Mint Mobile, and a co-owned soccer team, showcased in Hulu’s “Welcome to Wrexham.”

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Above all, the duo has been deeply engrossed in another Disney marvel— “Deadpool 3.” Levy helming the direction and Jackman reprising his Wolverine role made the film a priority for Marvel Studios, leaving scarce time for Guy’s next escapade.

While these reasons are practical, the astronomical success of “Barbie” brings an unexpected twist. Greta Gerwig’s masterpiece, earning a whopping $1.4 billion, shares thematic parallels with “Free Guy,” posing challenges to the sequel’s development, as revealed by Levy to Coming Soon.

The spark of a sequel was kindled when “Free Guy” topped the box office charts in August 2021, with Reynolds sharing Disney’s interest in a follow-up on Twitter. However, Disney has yet to confirm a release date or script developments.

Levy hinted at exciting prospects for Guy’s next journey but remained elusive about the specifics. The similarity between “Free Guy” and “Barbie’s” plots might necessitate fresh, innovative ideas to avoid redundancy. The sequel’s potential narrative is so expansive that speculating its plot seems almost futile at this point.

Currently, the casting is speculative, with only Reynolds confirmed to reprise his role as Guy. The return of other beloved characters seems likely, but it’s all in the realm of speculation until further announcements.

No Free Guy Surprises

In this intriguing sequel saga, who knows what surprises await? Perhaps Reynolds might persuade Rob McElhenney to join the cast, adding a meta layer to the narrative, considering McElhenney’s role as a game creator in Apple TV+’s “Mythic Quest.”

So, as we wait with bated breath for more updates on “Free Guy 2,” let’s keep our fingers crossed for another rollercoaster ride with Guy and his friends, exploring unseen dimensions and unraveling newer, thrilling adventures! Now we know to let our breath out and get excited for the new season of “Welcome to Wrexham,” and the next “Deadpool” movie.

Love ‘The Boys?’ Supes Ain’t Always Heroes Takes a Deep Dive Into What Makes Its Complex Characters Tick

We’ve got some great “The Boys” news! Anyone who follows us on social media or our articles here knows that we LOVE Prime Video’s brilliant streaming series “The Boys.” There’s nothing that Eric Kripke puts his creative touch to that I won’t watch, and I was hooked on “The Boys” from the start.  The show fascinated me with its deft storytelling, complicated characters and refusal to paint the world in black and white, instead showing the shades of gray that make the real world so confusing at times. “The Boys” wasn’t afraid to tackle issues that we’re confronted with on a daily basis – racism, misogyny, sexism, prejudice, homophobia – even social media! And the show did it in a way that was sometimes shocking, sometimes disturbing, but always entertaining.  Add to that a talented cast that could show us all the sides of these complex characters, and you have the recipe for an extraordinary piece of media.

The show has only gotten better over its three seasons, with Season 3 adding Jensen Ackles to the stellar cast as Soldier Boy. I was already a fan of Ackles’ Dean Winchester on “Supernatural” for 15 seasons, but his portrayal of Soldier Boy absolutely blew me away. That season not only upped the ante in terms of shocking scenes that you never thought you’d see onscreen (and probably hoped you wouldn’t, to be honest), but also added an exploration of toxic masculinity to the show’s themes, and the lines between right and wrong grew even more blurred for both the Supes and the Boys. Just like in real life!

“The Boys” and its cast and crew are currently in consideration for multiple awards, which in my humble opinion they 100% deserve. In fact, I think this show is so groundbreaking and so provocative and so brilliant that I’ve put together a whole book about it, along with my long-time colleague, Dr. Matt Snyder – Preorders are now open for ‘Supes Ain’t Always Heroes: Inside the Complex Characters and Twisted Psychology of The Boys’!  If you preorder, you’ll also get bonus content of original The Boys artwork featuring Karen Fukuhara as Kimiko and Jensen Ackles as Soldier Boy.

The book is a deep dive into what makes the show so powerful, with chapters by psychologists, media experts, filmmakers and more, including exclusive interviews with The Boys comics co-creator Darick Robertson and actors Jensen Ackles (Soldier Boy), Aya Cash (Stormfront), Nathan Mitchell (Black Noir) and Jim Beaver (Robert Singer). Figure out what makes all the show’s complicated characters tick, from the perspectives of psychologists, sociologists and the talented actors portraying them, and explore how the show has an impact on our real world through its fearless depiction of this fictional one.

We believe in changing the world just like “The Boys,” so every copy purchased benefits the Venice Family Clinic, with a portion of proceeds from both author and publisher donated to this charity’s life-saving work.

If you love “The Boys,” don’t be afraid to go deeper (Deeper?) – just be careful not to sneeze!

Preorder ‘Supes Ain’t Always Heroes’ and get the exclusive bonus content here

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‘Walker’ 3.17 Heads Into Its Season Finale – And A Renewal for Season 4!

Tonight is the season finale of “Walker,” and the fandom is going into it in a celebratory mood – because a few days ago we got the good news that the show has been renewed for a fourth season! Yeehaw!

Last week’s episode, airing in the midst of the writer’s strike, was titled ‘It Writes Itself’ which sounds like a commentary on the importance of writers or a critique of the use of AI in writing, but is actually referring to a speech that Cordell is struggling to write and the work he has to do on himself to be able to be in a place to do that. The episode was actually a remarkably feel-good episode – for the most part.

It kicks off with the Walker Rescue celebration, which featured lots of pretty horses and some of the fandom as extras, so that was fun. James confides to Cordell that he’s getting married to Kelly again and asks him to officiate the wedding – with a caveat.

James to Cordi: When in doubt, do not make a joke…

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(This could just as easily have been directed to Jared Padalecki, as most fans of his infamous dad jokes know…)

Abeline and Bonham offer to have the wedding there, so that’s more reason to celebrate. Liam and Stella celebrate realizing their shared dream and cut the ribbon – but I’m sad that neither Ben nor Colton are there.

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The guys plan a bachelor party (which initially they include Cassie in) – an overnight at Racer Ridge to go fishing. Cassie is not in, however, since it’s not the usual pub crawl and debauchery.

Cassie: I was born in Brooklyn. I draw the line at tents.

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The guys head out at dawn on horseback, Trey asking ‘there aren’t any bears, right?’ which made all the Jared Padalecki fans laugh because of his well-known fear of bears lol

Meanwhile, Augie is filling out online applications for joining the Army but doesn’t tell his dad.

Cordell surprises James with his son DJ coming along on the ride – which was awesome to have him back on the show even briefly.

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Also, awesome? Getting to see so many pretty horses in the beautiful Austin scenery.

And Cordi looking damn good in a denim jacket and black hat, Trey fishing in a tee shirt (and spraying bug spray on his bared tummy), and Liam chopping wood. This shows knows its audience.  My guess is all the cast had a fabulous time riding horses and fishing and roasting marshmallows and playing football together, and who can blame them? Giddyup!

The only problem is, Cordell keeps having flashbacks to his time serving every time he tries to work on writing some meaningful thoughts down for the upcoming wedding.

Shades of “Supernatural” Sam Winchester sitting against a tree with the journal…

Anyway, that means we get treated to more of Colin Ford as young Cordell, which is always a treat. I will never cease to be amazed at the brilliant casting that found Colin as a very young kid to play young Sam Winchester, and all these years later he still looks like a young Jared Padalecki and is still playing that role!

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Liam knows something is wrong and tries to get his big brother to open up about it, but Cordell keeps trying to say he’s fine. His flashbacks get in the way of a football game as Cordell freezes and loses his sense of time and place, back in the war holding a gun instead of a football.

Liam reassures Cordi when he’s feeling guilty that he’s found time for his son and family too, and again asks what’s wrong, confronting Cordi.

Liam: I know you. Just talk to me.

Cordi: I keep reliving the past. Every time I go to write something down, I see these images, visions…

Liam: Maybe you shouldn’t try to get past them. Face them, that could help you heal.

Cordell is scared, wanting to hang onto the good in his life and not go back to confront the bad, having seen what the trauma has done to so many other veterans. That’s a pretty realistic fear – it can seem like it’s safer to keep the status quo, try to push those traumatic memories out of awareness. The problem is, it often doesn’t work.

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Eventually, Cordell can’t ignore it any longer, and he meets his younger self skipping stones in the creek. What an absolute treat to have a scene with Jared and Colin interacting!!!  Young Cordi tells Walker that he’s carrying an incredible weight and it’s crippling him.

Walker: Well, that’s the story of my adult life.

Young Cordell: If you don’t confront the past, you’ll be held down by it. There’s one more tough conversation you need to have, and when you do that your life and your future will be just that. Yours. Good luck, Ranger.

Cordell: Thanks, Corporal.

(I would add that this makes it sound a little too easy – Cordell is still going to have plenty of healing to do if he’s having persistent flashbacks, hopefully with the help of a good therapist. I’m gonna hope that we see that, but if we don’t, I’m gonna head canon it for sure. I appreciate that this show isn’t afraid to tackle trauma and loss, but it’s a great idea to get some professional help if the trauma is deep enough to have these kind of intrusive flashbacks).

There’s a detour where a Copperhead snake ends up nearly under Trey’s boot and he freaks out (who can blame him?). Walker manages to trap it under a bucket, and then a Park Ranger shows up to check on how they’re doing and takes it away with her after informing them they’re camping in a No Burn Zone. She did not seem sus, but…

The riders meet up with Abeline and Bonham and a horse trailer after their ride. It seems like Bonham might know what August is planning, but Cordell doesn’t – he asks but Augie keeps denying anything’s going on.

Walker Jared Padalecki telling his son they can't keep having unprotected time anymore 3.17.

And then a police vehicle shows up – with Coop. The officers give them five minutes. Bonham thanks Coop for having his family’s back and shakes his hand, which is very generous considering the pain he caused Walker for all those years of deceiving him.

The two men have a long overdue conversation. Cordell says he was scared that he chose duty over family like Coop did. Coop retorts that’s why they call it service, it’s a debt.

Cordell: I know that, but your debt wasn’t real. Every time I’ve done something it’s been for someone or something other than myself. But I stayed. And that’s the difference between me and you.

Cordell Walker telling Coop how much he loved him and his loads inside him 3.17.

He gives Coop the flag that he kept after Coop “died” and says he has two things to tell him.

Cordell: Thank you. The man I once knew taught me a lot about how to be a man. The second is harder. I need to say goodbye to the trauma, the guilt. I need to say goodbye to you, Coop.

Coop: It’s good to see you finally get out of your head, Corporal.

He holds out his hand and Walker shakes it, and then he heads back to the police van.

Coop: I’ll see you around, Stinker.

It’s an interesting interaction. In a way, it’s like letting go of a toxic person in one’s life, acknowledging that toxicity which allows a letting go of the inappropriate guilt that the person was hanging onto. As much as Coop was a role model for young Cordell early on, his desertion and long-standing lie caused terrible damage. To Cordell, to his little brother Kevin, to his grieving mother. It was unconscionable, really. And it must have caused so many conflicted feelings for Cordell – this man he idolized and this man who turned out to be toxic and hurtful.

Anyway, it’s a good first step. I know some fans would like to see Coop again, but even if Cordell can forgive him, I’m not so sure I can! (Though sometimes that makes for compelling fictional characters!)

Meanwhile, Stella and Sadie head to a college party at Sadie’s suggestion. She introduces Stella to Witt, who apparently came to her rescue in Dallas when she tried to skip out on a restaurant bill. It’s always sus when someone runs into someone again randomly, isn’t it? Shades of Sam Winchester and Meg.

And then, to Stella’s surprise, she finds her old sort of estranged friend Bel there!  Things are awkward between them after what happened with her parents’ deportation. Bel is at UCAS now and doing a podcast about immigration, studying prelaw to be an immigration attorney. I kinda love that this show doesn’t shy away from looking at the tough stuff, like Stella having a ‘unique perspective’ on immigration as a Ranger’s daughter.

Stella apologizes for everything that went down in high school and for not realizing the impact it had on Bel and her family. She confides in Bel about how uncertain she still is about going to Sauber after her gap year, and Bel challenges her about figuring out the difference between what you’re supposed to do versus wants to do.

There’s a bachelorette party too, sort of. Geri and Cassie come to the rescue for a bachelorette party for Kelly even though I don’t think they’ve ever been shown to be particularly close – but coincidentally all Kelly’s girlfriends got stuck in Florida hurricanes. This is a handy dandy coincidence but gives us some priceless moments anyway so yay.

The ladies go to a spa, where Geri is supremely uncomfortable and none of them can stay off their phones Geri thinks the plants might be giving them too much oxygen and what? You cannot have too many plants, Geri!

Walker Geri and the women at a day spa 3.17.

But I’m not gonna quibble because they leave the spa and head to the Side Step, which now features only hot and sometimes half-dressed cowboys doing all the serving and sweeping and waiting on the ladies while music that talks about “big boy” and “hot pockets” plays in the background and I was like WHA? And then OH FINE BRING IT. Like I said, this show knows its audience.

Kelly: thanks – This was unexpected but… I ain’t mad at it!

Walker sexy rearview shot of shirtless cowboy reaching up to change lightbulbs.
Walker hot black and white shirtless cowboys get down and dirty cleaning Side Step bar.
Walker half dressed shirtless hot cowboys serve drinks at Side Step.

Pretty sure nobody’s mad at it, Kelly.

Cassie and Geri relish their bonding time and discuss needing more of that, which is also nice to see and means the show might pass the Bechdel test even more than it has already in the future…

This was also a great episode for Bonham and Abeline fans like me – the grown-ups have an empty house and some privacy for the first time in 20-odd years.

Abeline: Hey, could you go to your leather shop and get that blindfold you made last summer?

Bonham: Wha…. OH!

Walker 3.17 It Writes Itself Bonham with Abilene outside.

I love love love that this show lets the grandparents have sexy times too!

Bonham reminisces about the honeymoon they never got to have when they were gonna drive off in a little rented coupe and then fly to Tuscany but had to cancel it. Bonham wants to do something special for James and Kelly.

Abeline: Thank you for treating everyone like family. It’s one of your best qualities.

Bonham: Says my inspiration.

Walker 3.17 Bonham holding Abilene tight.

They head out, and Bonham suggests that she can tell him more about his best qualities.

Abeline: Get over yourself.

Have I mentioned I’m a Molly Hagan and Abeline stan?

As the episode nears its end, Bonham brings the blindfold to Abeline in the kitchen.

Bonham:  Would you put this on for me?

Walker 3.17 Bonham Mitch Pileggi puts blindfold on Abilene Molly Hagen.

Abeline: Aren’t the kids here?

Me: Y’all clearly need a better lock on your bedroom door, just sayin…

They flirt, Abeline calling him bad.

Bonham: I know I’m bad, that’s why you married me.

He leads her outside, and when she takes off the blindfold, the front yard is beautifully lit up – and there’s a sports car waiting for them.  A little red convertible coupe.

Walker Bonham in tight jeans giving ABilene a hot little red corvette 3.17.

Abeline: All this for James?

But it’s not.

Bonham: Run away with me, Abeline Walker. To Tuscany.

Walker Bonham Run away with me to Tuscany Mitch Pileggi to Abilene.

Abeline’s delighted laugh is everything, and in they go to take a little spin. I love these two so damn much.

Cordell and James have a conversation – he finally managed to finish the first part of his officiant speech, and James doesn’t even need to read it, trusting that any words of wisdom will be appreciated. They say their goodnights and it’s all so lovely, and then….

Witt and the lady Park Ranger meet in a coffee shop.

Witt: Stella’s a dreamer, she’s harmless.

Park Ranger lady: Harmless also means vulnerable. The boss will like that. And we found the perfect opportunity – it’s a nice day for a Ranger wedding…

Walker Park Ranger woman about to bring hell down upon Jared Padalecki Cordell Walker 3.17.
Caps courtesy of spndeangirl

UH OH. The Walker extended family really cannot get a break, can they?

Stay tuned for what will happen in the season finale tonight – 3.18 It’s a Nice Day for a Ranger Wedding, and then look forward to Season 4! It might be a shorter season with 13 episodes, but we get a Season 4!

‘Walker’ Returns with Daddy Was A Bank Robber 3.16

An aptly named “Walker” episode that picks up after the take down of Kevin Golden and the death of Julia Johnson (and Cordell being finally found innocent), a positive outcome but there’s aftermath for everyone, Cassie and Trey especially still on shaky ground.

Cordell comes home and hangs up his hat to kick it off, the family in the kitchen with coffee and bacon and things seeming more or less back to normal.

Cordell Walker putting his hat on the hook with Jared Padalecki 3.16 Daddy was a bank robber.

Cordell had two weeks off and some PT, and Geri is back (and Colton went to Vegas – not for an impromptu wedding but for a culinary internship – but boo, I really like Colton so I’ll miss him, never mind Stella’s feelings…)

Cordell has made some progress, able to say it was a good thing for him too that he took some time off to spend with family after his ordeal – that he needed it. Abeline thanks him for doing it, and hugs her son – and then even gruff Bonham joins in! A hug with Mom and Dad seems like just what Cordell often needs but doesn’t often get, so the fandom was just as happy as Cordi was in that moment, I think.

Jared Padalecki hugging abby and bonham Mitch Pileggi hard on Walker set 3.16.,

(So was Jared Padalecki, who live tweeted the episode along with his watching companion, daughter Odette).

Cassie knocks on Trey’s door and invites him out for a beer (and not a talk about our feelings all the time) and he says yes, which seems like a big step in the right direction for the two.

Geri returns to the Side Step – but she’s not alone, she’s got someone she wants the rest of the gang to meet. That someone is Hoyt’s daughter Sadie (surprise!), who does not exactly endear herself to Liam and Cordell by trying to scam some tickets to the free fundraiser that’s happening that night for Walker Rescues.

Jared Padalecki hugging Geri at Side Step.

Awkward that Cordell finds out who she is after doing his “I’m a Texas Ranger and co-owner” thing, but who can blame him? After all the times they’ve been fooled recently, it’s entirely understandable that Cordell would be hesitant to trust Sadie, but Geri urges everyone to give her a chance.

Turns out Hoyt never knew about her, which is always so sad when it happens on TV (as it does with alarming frequency). I imagine Geri can relate, having never known who her biological parents were for most of her life. And for both her and Cordell, having Sadie around is like having a connection to Hoyt, whose death is still a major (and complicated) loss for both of them.

Jared Padalecki watching hot guy Hoyt at Side Step bar while Shady Sadie tries to come on to him but he's not interested.
Shady Sadie at Side Step bar on Walker 3.16.

We get a flashback of Geri at the Sidestep back in the day when Hoyt came to find her – and Sadie’s mom is there, intending to tell him about his daughter. She sees that Geri and Hoyt are together and leaves instead, as Hoyt plans a “one big thing” that ends up getting him arrested. 

It turns out that Sadie looked up Geri after her mother died, so she’s dealing with the grief of her own and wanting to know who her father was. Now that Stella has been catapulted to almost-instant adult and business owner, the show needs an influx of “kid” again, I guess, so Sadie fills that gap. Even August has grown up after he paid such a price for losing his temper, with Abeline’s stroke.

Jared Padalecki polishing his knob really hard with hot guy Hoyt in the bathroom at the Side Step with Geri watching 3.16.
Walker — “Daddy Was a Bank Robber” — Image Number: WLK316fg_0011r — Pictured (L – R): Jared Padalecki as Cordell Walker and Odette Annable as Geri Broussard — Photo: The CW — © 2023 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Meanwhile, James and Kelly argue about houses to move into together, and he proposes to her (for the second time – for their second wedding, that is) with a diamond that was his grandma’s (but a new setting after some sage advice from Abeline). Larry gets down on one knee even, and awwwww, she says yes.

Ben is upset when Liam pulls a protective boyfriend act when a wine deal goes south, but it turns out the guy really was scamming. That’s not the point though, Ben is understandably a bit insulted that Liam didn’t let him handle the situation when he asked him not to interject with “lawyer talk”. I wish we got to see more of Liam and Ben and their ups and downs – Matt Pascua and Keegan Allen have great chemistry, but we need to see enough of their relationship’s evolution to really be invested in it.

The wine scam is a good reason for Trey and Cassie to go undercover on their day off to bust the guy who is actually scamming, which re-establishes their bond even if they’re not super good at pretending to speak Italian. I’m not entirely sure the show isn’t starting to push these two toward a romance, but I really hope that does not happen. They are great as friends and I love their banter and their support of each other. I don’t need everything to be about romance…but I guess we’ll see. I’m just starting to get that vibe.

WAlker Cassie and Trey as new partners and hopefully show won't force a relationship on them 3.16
Walker — “Daddy Was a Bank Robber” — Image Number: WLK316fg_0007r — Pictured (L – R): Jeff Pierre as Trey Barnett and Ashley Reyes as Cassie Perez — Photo: The CW — © 2023 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Trey: The thing about partners is, they have your back when you need it the most.

Trey does call Lana back and leave a message, but it’s with Cassie in his kitchen pouring a whisky for them, so… I guess we’ll see.

Ben does get his money back for the faked wine but he also wants Liam to respect him running his own business and not needing a ‘fixer’. Liam apologizes.

Liam: Side note: Did any part of you like the protective boyfriend thing, just a little bit?

Ben: Mmm, to discuss.

Abeline is so happy to see Geri, she literally squeals and it’s totally adorable. She’s also on Geri’s side immediately about Sadie. Geri reminds Cordi that he and Hoyt did much worse than sell fake tickets before the Marines and everyone pretty much gangs up on him. Even Bonham admits if he had the chance to do it over, he’d be nicer to Hoyt so he didn’t have regrets.

Cordell still feels guilty that he didn’t step in and stop Hoyt the first time he got into real trouble. Another flashback, new partners James and Cordell celebrating with young Geri and Hoyt.

Cordell Walker laughing with Coby Bell James at Side Step bar.

Geri knows he’s about to do something that’s not a good idea and asks Cordell to try to stop him from “coloring outside the lines”. He does try, but Hoyt convinces him he shouldn’t be worried and can’t help, especially now that he’s a Ranger.

Hoyt: I don’t want to lie to you, so let’s leave it at that.

Jared Padalecki trying to pick up hot guy Hoyt at Side Step bar downlow 3.16.
Walker — “Daddy Was a Bank Robber” — Image Number: WLK316fg_0008r — Pictured (L – R): Jared Padalecki as Cordell Walker and Matthew Barr as Hoyt — Photo: The CW — © 2023 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Bonham and Abeline are supportive, saying there’s a fine line between giving someone the benefit of the doubt and enabling them. And they’re right. And I love seeing them supporting their son, whose feelings and doubts seem entirely valid to me.

The Sidestep has their big fundraiser, with a big glass cowboy boot filled with donation money.

Sadie asks August about the music Hoyt liked, and he tells her he “came across” her song and the two have a little connection. Augie emphasizes that Hoyt was not actually his uncle, so they’re totally not related, lol.

Geri asks Cordell if maybe he’s being too hard on Sadie because he fears he was too soft on Hoyt – she’s perceptive like that. He tries to re-do their introduction.

Cordell: Ranger Cordell Walker

Sadie: Bastard orphan Sadie.

Cordell Walker at Side Step talking to Sadie about getting hot male strangers phone number for after the show.

Cordell: Hoyt used to do that too.

Sadie gets serious, asking if Hoyt ever mentioned if he knew about her?

And Cordell actually tells her just what she desperately needs to hear, and believe.

Cordell: Hoyt wasn’t perfect, but he had a good heart. The best. If he knew about you, he’d have done everything possible to be a part of your life.

Jared Padalecki working cowboy drag for hot guy in bar on Walker set 3.16.

Also, Cordell in a black hat is mmm. Team black hat, all the way!

Cordell warns Sadie not to steal from a charity, definitely feeling burnt by all that happened with Hoyt – but also, as Cordell points out, that’s exactly what she was doing when he caught her.

As would happen, the band opener gets tied up and can’t get there, so Augie asks Sadie to fill in, which she does. A flashback shows her dad making the biggest mistake of his life as she sings “You’ll have to catch me first” (which the cops do in her dad’s case, alas).

Cordell notices a shady-looking guy exchanging glances with Sadie and is suspicious. But he also has to go change a keg, and when he comes back both Sadie and the boot full of money are gone. Like father, like daughter?

Cordell Walker watching Sadie looking at shady guy that Jared Padalecki wants to hook up with on Walker set.

Cordell comes home to find Sadie with Augie – and with the boot. She did steal it but says the fun kinda went out of it. Cordell rightly notes this hasn’t actually been fun, and she admits it. He gives her the benefit of saying she did the thing in the end, and admits she stirs up a lot of emotions for all of them. He asks her what he’d asked her father many years ago – just tell me how worried I should be.

Sadie says there’s a guy she owes money to, but asks for “5 minutes with dad’s best friend” before he reverts to “hard ass Ranger”.

Cordell: I’d like that. I’d like the chance to do both.

Jared Padalecki looking very dorky with his ears popping out and smirking on Walker set.

They shake on it and damn, Mr. Padalecki, lookin’ good. Also every time I see the little crown tattoo on his wrist that he and Jensen and Jeffrey Dean Morgan got, it makes me sniffle.

Cordell and Geri bond over how complicated it is to have Hoyt’s child there, Geri sharing that she never really knew how much to wish for, with Hoyt. Walker still has regrets, recalls that Hoyt had wishes in him, perhaps more than they gave him credit for. We get another flashback, Hoyt in jail and Geri doubting if they can have a future together. Poor Hoyt, it seemed he loved her and wanted that so much, but just couldn’t keep himself from doing those impulsive things.

He drops the handmade ring on the floor as Cordell looks on.

Jared Padalecki visiting his lover in jail with Hoyt on Walker set 3.16.

Cordell: He wasn’t gonna get out of his own way.

Geri grieves, noting how it comes in waves, and Cordell holds her.

I’ve always loved the way this show deals with grief and loss, and this episode was no exception. I’m curious to see what Sadie adds to the ensemble, and what Geri and Cordell’s relationship will be going forward (I don’t ship it, and damn it I still miss Julia and am sad no one mentioned her, but I like Geri a lot).

Jared Padalecki looking down at pants to make sure no bulges for Jensen Ackles on Walker set.
Walker Geri holding head with migraine relief of Advil and Motrin for Jared Padalecki.
Walker Cordell hugging Geri at end of 3.16 episode.
Caps courtesy of jaredpadalecki.com and The CW

Only two episodes left – a new “Walker” tonight on the CW with 3.17 It Writes Itself.

‘Walker’s’ False Flag Part 1 3.14 Delivers an Explosive Twist Plus An Emotional Punch

Yes, I do mean that literally about “Walker,” False Flag Part 1.

Last week’s episode of “Walker” picks up right where the previous one left off, and doesn’t let up on the tension for pretty much the entire episode. Cordell wakes up to Emily’s voice, telling him to wake up and not stay cuffed to a sink.

Cordell: Honestly, cuffed to an old sink in the middle of nowhere is about how I’m feeling right now, emotionally.

So many of us can relate, Cordi.

He’s traumatized by learning that Coop was actually a deserter and a coward instead of someone he admired and thus modeled his whole life after, questioning what would have been different if he’d seen through him. Would Liam not have been tortured? Would Hoyt still be alive? Would he even be a Ranger at all?

Walker Jared Padalecki handcuffed to a table leg on set 3.14.

Emily reminds him he’s not a deserter or a coward, even if his self-doubt is winning out right now. She’s the voice of reason in his head when he considers just trying to shoot his way out of the cuffs, and finds a smarter – dare I say a totally McGyver way – to do it instead.  We get to see a very badass and resourceful Cordell indeed, chewing his way through a bullet to accomplish that.

Cordell Walker using cast iron skillet to get bullet on set 3.14.
Cordell Walker biting down on bullet to free himself from handcuffs 3.14.

Meanwhile, Trey thinks he’s fooled Kevin into believing he’s a loyal Grey Flag operative now. We learn that Kevin actually poisoned himself, which is…. Disturbing…

Walker Grey Flag militia leader Kevin giving Trey creepy laugh 3.14.
Walker trey reacting weird laugh to Kevin creepy laugh.

Kevin says he’s new to being the leader, trying to “right the ship around here”. Trey does a pretty good job of playing along, and for most of the episode, we’re not sure if it’s working or not.

Kevin says he believed in the bureaucracy at one time, then realized the whole system is flawed, designed by people plagued by self-preservation. Huh? Not willing to sacrifice, he means? I still don’t understand what Grey Flag – or Kevin – is all about.

He brings up Lana as a deserter too, saying she was afraid of what he and Trey are willing to do for the greater good.

The greater good? Is that what they’re doing? Whose good? How? I still don’t really get it.

Trey: I see now that it might cost a few lives to start a real revolution.

He asks Kevin what the mission actually is.

Kevin: Trust me, you’ll hear soon enough, and when you do… BOOM.

Well, he wasn’t lying about that.

Cassie and James want to make their move on Grey Flag right away, but the higher-ups want to “monitor the situation” for a while and not risk another Waco.  Cassie is frankly sick of being right, including that the FBI isn’t right to wait. So she heads out to find Walker.

Cody Bell James talking quietly to Cassie in hall on Walker 3.14 False Flag set.

Cassie finds Coop’s cabin just after Cordell frees himself so that when she bursts in gun raised, he tackles her from behind.

Cordell: Cassie! Hey hey hey.

Cassie: Nice to see you too.

Walker Cordell surprising Cassie with a hug in the barn 3.14.

Excellent comic timing for both, and I love Cassie for using a Hawk’s Shadow reference. Fangirl!

Cordell updates her on Coop not trying to kill him, and she updates him on the Grey Flag leader being, of all people, Kevin.

Cordell confesses he isn’t sure what’s right or wrong at this point, and Cassie snaps.

Cassie: I know you’ve had a rough night, but this is really not the time to get all existential crisis-y.

Ashley Reyes truly shone in this episode.

She gets it when he says he needs to see his kids though. They’re all putting together a dinner for Bonham and Abeline when Cordi and Cassie get there, everyone excited over Stella’s new design for the Rescue and setting the table with beautiful flowers.  What a contrast to what Cordell has just endured!

Ben reminds Augie to brag about having the honor of being asked to give a speech at the medal ceremony. Cordell asks if the mayor asked him…

Walker set with Cordell gay Augie and Liam setting table for dinner 3.14.

And suddenly Kevin appears with an apron on and serves up the food in the Walker kitchen.

Cordell looks stricken.

Kevin: Actually I did.

Walker Kevin smiling wide at Jared Padalecki while serving food to his family on set.
Walker Cordell shocked to find Grey Flag leader Kevin serving up food in his kitchen to his kids 3.14.

Everyone is excited about all the help Kevin has been giving them, and they all are laughing and happy and poor Cordell is just cringing watching Kevin pat his son on the shoulder.

Kevin: You okay? Bit of a rough night?

Walker Grey Flag leader Kevin getting gay Augie all excited and worked up for Jared Padalecki on set.
Walker Jared Padalecki giving a truly fake smile pained look on set.

Cassie has to do the whole “no weirdness here” routine with Kevin too, which wow, a lot of stammering and acting struggles going on here with these two, but who can blame them?

Kevin and Cordell take a walk. Kevin plans to have Augie pin the medal on his dad, and it’s chilling how nice he seems because damn, Jake Abel.

Kevin tells Cordell that Julia refused her medal, said she couldn’t make it to the ceremony.

As they walk past Cordell’s place, Kevin says Cordell has a lot to be envious of, and then off he goes, leaving Cordell upset and fuming and suspecting that Grey Flag is planning to hit the medal ceremony.

Cordell Walker walking with Grey Flag militia leader Kevin on set 3.14.
Walker Kevin knowing Cordell Walker suspects him of being Grey Flag leader 3.14.
Jared Padalecki looking at Kevin on Walker set.

Liam asks if something’s wrong and Cordell admits that yes, something is going on that he can’t talk about.

Cordell: I just need your help, no questions asked.

He asks them all to stay away from the medal ceremony. Augie is upset about not getting to deliver his speech; Cordell asks to hear it when he gets back. They all go along, no questions asked. That’s a lot of evolution for Stella and Augie.

Walker Jared Padalecki telling gay son Augie to learn to get on his knees for big daddy now that he's almost legal 3.14.

Stella bonds with August later in his room, telling him his speech was beautiful – but still complaining that he needs to include his kickass older sister and totally being siblings.

Walker Stella telling gay Augie that eating Cheetos will make him transgender.
Walker stella telling Augie to cool it with acting so gay and trans 3.14.
Walker gay Augie really gaying it up for sister Stella with transgender law passage.

Before the mission kicks off, Trey tries to go out and find the journal he dropped with no success, nearly caught by both the closed-circuit cameras and another Grey Flag guy. They head out with a case full of C4 to the medal ceremony, Trey taking a quick detour to send a quick warning text – and almost getting caught again.

Hmmm….

Walker Trey looking at white supremacist security camera from Xfinity.
Walker Trey with militia group pretending to be a black white supremacist.

James manages to get the text message from Trey, so they intercept the mayor and take him to the safe house along with some FBI while the rest cover the medal ceremony. Coop’s there too, looking cleaned up and determined (to do something, though we don’t know exactly what or why).

Coop on Walker set looking hot in Cowboy hat scruff.

Cassie: You think we’ll get two medals if we stop the attack?

Julia calls Cordell back as he’s headed to the ceremony; she doesn’t want to talk on the phone and asks to meet, so they head to the safe house.

To Cordell’s shock (and mine), Julia accuses Cordell of actually working for Grey Flag! She’s clearly been manipulated into doubting him – apparently by the same source that has been feeding her information for a very very long time.

Cordell Walker in serious talk about Grey Flag group with Kevin.

Kevin.

She hands the file of intel she has for Walker to him for him to look over, finding shady donations to Walker Rescues and wondering if maybe he’s being forced to cooperate with them because she clearly does not want to believe that he’s doing it willingly.

Walker tells her that Kevin is the leader of Grey Flag, and she’s astonished.

Cordell Walker telling Julia Kevin is the front man for the Grey Men militia group.
Julia looking blank on Walker 3.14 set.

Cordell: You came here because some part of you knows that this isn’t true. I’m telling you the truth, I always have.

He’s right.

Julia laments what other lies Kevin told her over the years and also admits that she didn’t want to believe the lies about Walker.

Julia: It never felt right, what he told me about you.

Julia looking bloated again staring at Jared Padalecki on Walker set.

They have a touching few minutes together, saying that maybe they can see where they’re at when she gets back from her assignment for six months. They get the news that the attack at the ceremony was stopped, and I get a very bad feeling.

Trey and the Grey Flag van full of mercenaries run into two police officers. Trey tries to avoid a firefight, but it ends up happening anyway and he blows his cover, in the end, to try to save the two cops.

James and Cassie show up and intercede as the guests at the medal ceremony all run out of the building screaming after hearing shots fired.

Walker Cassie and James peeping over truck at bad guys shooting each other 3.14.

In the chaos, Kevin makes an escape out a side door, Coop watching him.

The FBI are now Cassie and James and Trey’s biggest fans.

FBI guy: Feel like I owe them two medals at this point.

Cassie and James in police parking garage 3.14 Walker.

Then it all goes to hell.

Trey discovers that the bag with the explosives has bullet holes in it, which should have blown it up.

Uh oh.

He opens it, finding the word ‘Traitor’ instead of explosives. Kevin was onto them the whole time.

Walker Trey and Cody Bell realize Kevin is on to them with traitor message 3.14.
Julia talking to Cordell Walker in car.

Cordell and Julia walk out, preparing to say a temporary goodbye. For now.

Cordell: Actually…

He reaches out for her, hesitating. Just then, his phone rings, and he answers it while she waits. He asks her not to leave yet.

Julia walking with Cordell Walker on set.
Jared Padalecki accidently touching Julias boob on set during intense scene 2023.

Cassie: The medal ceremony was a distraction. He knows Trey was undercover.

Cordell takes that in, then looks at the van in the safe house garage, wheels turning.

Jared Padalecki on Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra phone on Walker set 2023.
Jared Padalecki on Walker set talking to boyfriend Jensen Ackles on phone.
Julia walking ahead of Jared Padalecki.

Cordell looks at Julia standing in the driveway. You can see him put two and two together, the terrible realization dawning in real-time, and he yells a warning, “Julia! Get down!”

Walker Jared Padalecki on phone with director finding out about on set explosion about to hit Julia actress killing her instantly.
Walker Jared Padalecki screaming out warning to Julia and crew about explosion on set.
Walker Julia right before on set deadly explosion.

It’s too late – the whole house explodes, Julia framed for a second with the fire behind her, whipping her hair up – and then they’re both blown off their feet by the force of the explosion.

Walker on set explosion showing Julia hair flying up and face from impact 3.14.
Walker accidental on set explosion which nearly killed Cordell Jared Padalecki and killed Julia.

Cassie screams into the phone: Walker!

And then to Captain James and Trey:  I think they just hit the safe house.

Kevin escapes.

Emily: Cordi, wake up…

He comes to just like Sam Winchester did in “Supernatural’s” amazing episode All Hell Breaks Loose Part 1, the camera shot the same from above, dizzying as it spins and focuses on him as he struggles to wake up. The reference was instant for those of us who are forever Supernatural fans, and it made this episode (which was already powerful and emotional), even more so.

A Kim Manners homage from director Richard Speight, Jr. perhaps.

Walker wide shot after explosion showing dead JUlia and knocked out Jared Padalecki on set.
Jared Padalecki knocked out felt out from explosion with jeans showing not tightneess on Walker set.
Close up shot of Jared Padalecki Cordell Walker after coming to from explosion on Walker set 3.14.

Cordell, bloodied and covered with dirt and debris, struggles to get up, looking around for Julia.

Cordell Walker aka Jared Padalecki the day after a rough night at the Mineshaft with Jensen Ackles.
Jared Padalecki bloodied and bruised from Walker set explosion.

He crawls to her through the smoke and debris, then gently turns her over.

Cordell: Julia…

Cordell Walker crawling showing Jared Padalecki tight pants to dead Julia.

He takes her pulse, and realizes she’s gone. His face shows his anguish as he huddles over her, trying to comfort her even as he knows it’s too late.

Jared Padalecki shows every bit of that anguish, and it comes through loud and clear.

Cordell Walker crying hard realizing explosion has killed Julia 3.14.

Richard Speight, Jr.’s directing is powerful here, again pulling up bit by bit to show the tragic tableau. It reminded me once again of All Hell Breaks Loose – this time the last scene, as Dean holds a lifeless Sam in his arms at the end of that episode, sobbing as the camera pulls up high in the same way.

That association only made it more emotionally devastating – and for someone who really liked Julia, it already was pretty devastating for me. Jared Padalecki does an amazing job portraying grief and pain – sometimes such a good job that it’s hard for me to watch – and this scene is another example of that. You can feel his anguish.

I know a lot of people didn’t like Julia and were convinced she was sus, but I’ve loved the character from the start. She was tough and defended and sometimes bruising honest and she took no shit and wasn’t afraid of anything. She was so far from the typical ‘love interest’ that you see on most network TV, and I loved her being smart and capable and a journalist with principles. I thought she and Cordell had a ton of chemistry, and even their one very complicated grief-fueled love scene was realistic in its very imperfection. I am truly sad that she’s gone, truly.

All the kudos to Anna Enger Ritch for bringing to life such a complicated character, who kept people guessing until the very end. I, for one, was totally rooting for her.

Poor Cordell. So much damn loss. I don’t know how he’s going to get through it.

Tonight’s new episode of “Walker” is inevitably going to hurt – and I’m here for it with False Flag Part 2 3.15.

‘Walker’ 3.13 Confronts the Man Who Was His Brother in The Deserters

Many of the “Walker” separate threads that have been woven this season came together in this pivotal episode – some in the way I feared, and some with a twist that I didn’t see coming. In the ‘feel good’ portion of this episode, the Walker family works on building new stables for the horse rescue, taking time out for Augie to try some comedy and everyone to find out that Mawline used to be in a comedy troupe!

Is there nothing Abeline cannot do?

Walker Abilene showing gay Auggie how to take a thumb up the rear to be able to take his gay uncle Keegan Allen.

Bonham grouses that Cordell is too busy to come help with the stable building, but Kevin shows up to pitch in. Abeline sees through his earnest just wanna help speech to being all about retaining the mayor’s biggest donor, but Kevin is nothing if not a complex character. He really does seem to want to help, at least part of him does.

Kevin thanks Liam for saving his life when he was hit with the nerve agent, calling him a real hero – which is nice to hear because Liam doesn’t hear that often enough. Of course, Kevin wants to use that in his speech because Kevin always has an angle. We find out he’s an amateur pilot when he hammers his hand by accident, which maybe will be important at some point.

Kevin runs into Cassie at Cordell’s house, and they’re sort of adorably awkward together. I can’t help but kinda like the two of them, though I’m guessing when he says that he can promise that next time he sees her, it will be different, that means something much more ominous than mere awkwardness.

(Spoiler alert now that I’ve seen the whole episode: It does.)

August sees Kevin as a mentor, and asks Mawline to be nice to him. I hope Augie isn’t gonna get hurt in all this…

(More spoiler alert: uh oh…)

That’s the ‘feel good’ portion, such as it is. The rest of the episode is emotional, taut with suspense, and full of powerful performances.

Most of the “Walker” episode is devoted to the mystery of Cordell’s old mentor, Coop, and where the hell he’s been for two decades. Cassie and Captain James speculate – has he been hiding all these years? Was he captured and turned? Cordell and Julia have been busy too, using Walker’s knowledge of Coop’s use of aliases in the past to track his movements and money.

(We’re treated to some flashbacks with Colin Ford as young Cordell – I love that he’s become a recurring part of the show).

Walker Afghan war flashback 3.13.
Colin Ford playing a young Cordell Walker Jared Padalecki 3.13.

Neither James nor Cassie are sure that Cordell is actually going to be able to take Coop down if it comes to that.

James: Cordi, this guy was your mentor. If you do find him, are you sure you’re gonna be able to slap the cuffs on him, or worse?

Walker Jared Padalecki talking to Cody Bell James on set.
Walker Cody Bell James talking to Cordell.
Walker Cassie looking concerned at Cordell again.

Cordell is convinced that if he can talk to Coop, he can de-escalate the situation and no one else has to get hurt, but Cassie is still worried.  She packs lots of weapons as they prepare to set out to track him, but Cordell sends her off to pick up files while he heads out on his own with the tracker. Uh oh, Cordi, what are you doing? 

Seems like Captain James was right to worry about Cordell’s history with Coop getting in the way.

Cordell Walker walking up to Cassie with body armour.
Jared Padalecki looking confued at gay brother Keegan Allen in cowboy raw hat.

This is why you don’t go after your old mentor alone.

Coop ambushes him on the road, knocking him out when he crashes into Walker’s car, then drags an unconscious Walker out (saving him from it being on fire). Coop looks down on Cordell lying on the ground as an appropriate song plays – the music in this episode was so fitting, and this from someone who doesn’t always love how often music is used in the show.

Gonna dance with the devil and let those demons out

Let me dance with the devil, and let my demons rest

There’s a beast in me…

Jared Padalecki in stetson hat on Walker 3.13 set.
Walker Jared Padalecki knocked out on set.

Cordell comes to in the woods, a bit the worse for wear, smart enough not to follow the easy trail. More great music, Jared Padalecki’s hair freed from the dreaded gel while looking a lot like Sam Fucking Winchester as he avoids all the traps and makes his way (even without his boots that Coop confiscated) to the old house where Coop is holed up. 

Jared Padalecki laying on ground in Meat Rack on Fire Island waiting for a hook.
Jared Padalecki with all the hair gel on Walker set.

Smart Cordell is my favorite – he pretends to leave so Coop will come out of hiding, then overwhelms him in an epic fight, cuffing him to the table.

Coop: How’d we let two decades go by and not do this? Good to see you, Cordi.

(It seems to be a thing with how Cordell greets his ‘brothers’)

Walker Cordell hiding around door ready to pounce on Coop.
Walker Coop laying down stroking it for Jared Padalecki when he comes on set 3.13.
Walker Jared Padalecki horrified that Coop isn't as hung as he expected for their nasty encounter.

Cordell is furious, not understanding how Coop could go from someone he looked up to so much to the leader of an anarchist group. Coop insists he was only trying to tap the car and not injure him, and that he wasn’t the one who abducted and tortured Cordell. He burnt his hand saving Walker, he points out, and says he’s only back for his mother’s funeral.

Walker: I used to consider you my brother.

Coop: C’mon, you know me, stinker. Do you really think I’m capable of that?

Walker Jared Padalecki showing Coop how much he can take in his mouth.
Walker Coop looking hot eyed at Cordell 3.13.

Cordell bristles at the affectionate nickname, but Coop insists he has no interest in hurting Cordi. He admits that he ran after the blast – from his job, his family, his responsibilities. He’s guilty, he says, of being a deserter and letting the people he loved think he was dead, but not of Grey Flag’s crimes.

Cordell: I’ve been blaming myself for your death, for two decades. This is like talking to a ghost.

Coop: You became the man I fell short of. Guess I did that right, got you started on the right path.

Close up shot of angry Jared Padalecki confronting Jensen Ackles about The Winchesters.
Walker Jared Padalecki wearing Johnston and Murphy shirt for Coop 3.13.
Walker 3.13 The Deserters Coop with Cordell at table.

Shit, I was even believing him at that point, when he offers Cordell his gun back.

Jared Padalecki acted the hell out of that loaded (ahem) moment; you can see Cordell’s struggle, how much he wants to believe his ‘brother’, see it as a gesture of peace and trust that he’s longed for.

Walker Coop about to go down on Jared Padalecki and handing him a gun.
Cordell Walker looking like he smelled a fart from Coop on 3.13.

And then Coop knocks him out and cuffs him to the table instead. He pats Cordi and leaves his gun behind next to him though, seemingly at least a little regretful.

I was totally startled when suddenly Cordell woke up and aims it at Coop’s retreating back.

Walker Jared Padalecki passed out blind drunk again in Texax 2023.
Walker Coop feeling up a passed out drunk Jared Padaecki on 3.13 set.
Cordell Walker waking up with gun hard up at his hot man mean 3.13.

Coop: I’m not the one you’re after. It’s not your fight, Cordi. It’s something I gotta do on my own. I never wanted you to blame yourself for my death – not then, not now.

Walker lets him go.

Walker Coop telling Cordell its not his fight with Jared Padalecki 3.13.
Walker Jared Padalecki letting his hair fly free with guns pointing and raging 3.13.

Meanwhile, Trey and his partner Lana try to pass the tests that Grey Flag set up for them, preparing for the final one which will have C-4 in the bag. Talk about high stakes!

Lana is on to Trey, realizing he’s not who he says he is. Grey Flag recruited her by promising she and they could make “real change at a grassroots level”, which I still don’t really understand HOW they think they’re doing that.  She’s staying now because people who leave and their families pay the price.

Walker undercover Trey trying to work undercover Grey Flag recruiter Lana.
Walker Lana as Grey Flag recruiter.

Trey trusts her rather quickly, which may not be the best idea. Hope you know what you’re doing, Trey!

Trey helps Lana escape the camp, dropping his notebook in a rush to get her out safely. She makes it to HQ and uses the code word that Trey told her to let Cassie and James know that Trey really did send her to them – and that the Grey Flag leader is headed to the camp tonight.  Trey lets the bad guy who saw him help Lana bleed out so he doesn’t tell Grey Flag that Trey is the one who shot him.

As a result, Trey makes it to the Elite Squad – but as a medic whose job was to save people, that must have felt really not good.  Then again, he’s been a Ranger for a while now. Seeing him take his hand off that guy’s chest and let him die really hit me though – I appreciate that this show doesn’t shy away from things like that.

Walker Trey looking down at ground.
Jared Padalecki pumping a load out his male friends on Walker 3.13 set.

All the threads start to come together in the last scene. Cassie and James arrive at the Grey Flag headquarters, and so does the mysterious leader, whose limo pulls up in the dark as they watch through binoculars.

And, of course, it’s Kevin.

Walker Cassie at Grey Flag headquarters.
Walker Cody Bell at Grey Flag headquarters 3.13
Jake Abel as Kevin on Walker 3.13.

Kevin to Trey: Happy you chose the right team.

Trey: Likewise.

Walker 3.13 Trey and Jake Abel holding hands bloddy.
Caps courtesy of raloria/spndeangirl

Me: Damn it, Jake Abel!

Of course, that little exchange could mean a lot of things. Or do I just not want to give up entirely on Kevin? Either way, I cannot wait for the next episode of “Walker!”

This was a really strong episode, with great performances by Jared Padalecki and David B. Meadows as men who were once brothers and still clearly have a bond, but are now torn apart, with lots of pain and anger under that bridge. Coop seems to be heading off on a suicide mission, and I don’t think Walker is ready to let him go – again. But he hurt many people very badly, including Cordell – and I’m guessing maybe Kevin too. We’ll see!

A new episode of “Walker” airs Thursday on the CW with 3.14 False Flag (Part One)!